What the fuck is this influx of "hit my belly UwU" messages?..
🕑 Added 2023-02-15 21:08:40 +0000 UTC
What the fuck is this influx of "hit my belly UwU" messages? Ya'll have clearly NEVER been hit by a professional and I PROMISE you do NOT want to. It isn't sexy, there are 0 "UNFS Uhhh oof's!". You won't be popping a boner, your liver will be crying as your body goes into shock and it feels like your organs are shutting down. If you're lucky, you may even experience a nice shit!
BUT-
I will say, if you pay me... I and the other trainers will GLADLY hit you. Come on down to the CDA Boxing Academy where we promise to kill boners and light up livers!
