Sex Stories I Find Online!!
the first (and last) time i ever..
🕑 Added 2022-06-28 08:02:53 +0000 UTC
Sex Stories I Find Online!!
the first (and last) time i ever had sex with this boy, he managed to go wrong on just about every level:
1. five minutes in, he was sweating so much that he had to stop to ask me for a towel- my room was not hot, and it was definitely not a strenuous five minutes. sadly, he was on top, so i can empathize with victims of waterboarding.
2. the dirty talk came in full sentences- each one had a subject and predicate. such as...
3. "you are my sexy little socialist." (he is a republican and i am not) definitely not the venue for political discourse of any kind, let alone when said during one of the many time that he....
4. stopped f*cking so he could stare into my eyes. no joke, at least a dozen times he pulled back to give me this puppy dog face because somehow during this farce he'd decided we were soul mates.
5. he kept going soft, which wouldn't have been so god awful if he didn't stop to blame the condom each time. and in the manner of a stand-up comic. "what, are these condoms made out of lead or something?!"
5b. extra obnoxious when it's followed, almost immediately, by "i love how good it feels inside you."
6. he not only tried to jackhammer during our inaugural romp, but he actually tried to force the mattress to spring him. all this did was result in a really uncomfortable series of thrusts where his rhythm didn't match the mattress and his cock just stabbed me a few times.
7. he kissed fine outside of bed, but once in bed the kissing was relegated to tiny pecks in rapid succession, and with his eyes open.
8. i have large breasts, which he often claimed to be a fan of. given that he's a big, rough and tumble kind of guy i expected some decent groping out of this combo. no such luck. instead of quality love and attention, my breasts were delicately patted with an open hand even after the third time i told him that he wouldn't break me.
9. during sex he actually apologized for being 'inappropriate.' i'm not a subtle girl- you'll know when i want an apology from you, and it's a really slim chance that it'll ever be while you're inside me.
10. when i had exhausted every other trick in my book and this still wasn't over- i asked him to bend me over so he'd feel more comfortable objectifying me and i wouldn't have to see his face. i positioned the requisite hand to guide him into place, and after a couple minutes realized that he still hadn't made contact, despite all his talking. it wasn't until i moved my hand away and he made a joke about 'falling out' that i realized he'd didn't know that he'd been fucking my hand instead of me
