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Since it is fresh in my mind...and my right foot is still tw..
🕑 Added 2021-04-16 03:05:01 +0000 UTC Since it is fresh in my mind...and my right foot is still twitching, I figured I should write a review on this gem of a toy: The pink sucking vibrator. First the stand out good and bad points, then the deets. Good: I am quite certain I just met God and if I could walk I would make myself a sandwich!! Bad: It may be tiny, but it is not discrete! When you turn in on it does have a bit of a lawn mower motor sound to it. Upside: It is only obnoxiously loud until it takes hold of whatever bits and pieces you are using it on....When it has something to suck on, the lawn mower sound is muffled significantly and it basically sounds like a really large vibrator. If you are using it on your clit you will not notice that the sound was suddenly muffled anyways...as your soul will have just abruptly exited your body and you will likely be trying not to scream in Latin. The deets Some people use lavender or meditation to drift off peacefully to sleep. I prefer orgasms so once the rest of my household was tucked in bed, I decided to sneak off to the bathroom and try my new toy. I’d read it could be loud so I wanted to test it privately so I didn’t wake anyone up. I turned it on and was startled by how loud it is but determined to give it a chance, I slipped it into my pajama pants and let it get to work. Setting one was a low rumble and pleasant but didn’t quite reflect the other reviews I’ve read. So I turned it up a couple settings, muuuuuuch better! I was instantly feeling amazing but I decided to fly just a little closer to the sun. I only meant to turn it up one more setting but as I pushed the button I spazzed and it punched up 3 settings taking it to an 8 or so. At this point I left my body, went into the light and came so hard that I nearly ripped the towel bar off the wall! The next thing I knew, I had dropped my little pink bestie and it proceeded to surf down my leg and hit the tile floor on the side that has the shiny metal decor piece. My soul re-entered my now quivering, soggy body just in time to realize that the tiny life changer rattling across the tile floor in a silent, sleeping household, sounded like I was standing in a construction zone and I was frantically trying to remember how to work my limbs in time to silence it before my dance with the devils doorbell woke up the entire house! In conclusion, you NEED this gem in your life and you won’t care that the whole house/neighborhood/town knows what you are doing!!
