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DirtyBits Toy Review - Egan from Fantasy Grove

This week I am looking at my Medium Egan in Soft Firmness (00-30 Shore) from Fantasy Grove. Egan is their dragon inspired model, and he is very greedy.Right off the top, this toy was a gift from one of my listeners; I did not buy him. This review is not sponsored. A massive thank you to You Know Who You Are; he is a jewel in my collection for reasons that I will now get into.Visually: I have to talk about the paint job. And I mean that in the most literal of senses; this toy is a really beautifu...

Raw Bits - Working Up to The Crop [NSFW]

My leather collection grew a little while ago, so I'm just looking for a reason to try out all of the pieces. In this clip, I start with my flogger, and I work my way up to my riding crop. I'm kind of afraid of the crop.I kind of like it though, too...

First Looks: Lovense Sex Machine

Okay, off the top, thank you so so much to the generous person who gifted me this beautiful monster. I'm not even sure I have enough thank you's in my system to cover this one.To prevent confusion with The Beast, I'm happy to introduce: Greg, the Lovense Sex Machine (name is fluid at this time).This is a bit of a recollection of unpacking the machine, some first impressions, and some initial contrast and compare with the Hismith, because I can't help myself.Long story short: mach...

Unboxing Bits - Massive Haul - So Many Things [SFW]

Krazor didn't want to pose nice for the pic.

Tarot for Your Dick - Cards for April

I'll be honest, I'm not super happy with the recording quality on this one, so I plan to redo it at some point. I also have a grander vision to add a video component, long term; In the mean time, photos!The Line UpDeck One - 3:30Deck Two -17:40Deck Three - 42:45

Raw Bits - Suck Something, Slut: Unlocked [NSFW]

Context: I had to clean up my toys before I could move onto other things.Good girls use their mouths.

Weekly Bits - Rejected

Rejected for: Too ranty. Super off the rails cause she's mad. Trigger Warning for talking about baby.... things. but like.... Sex Toy stuff? It makes sense when you listen, I swear.

Weekly Bits - April 7, 2023 [SFW]

Real quick one this week. The real juice is in the ranty thing that I sound horrible in. Come hang out with me on Saturday!

Ghost Stream Notice

Hi! Hey! Hello! I am going to do a ghost stream over on the Purity Cave Discord this SATURDAY APRIL 8, at 2:00pm MST. My plan is to do a couple basic tarot readings, then, individual readings for chat, for as long as time and my energy allow. It will probably be a little bit like THIS. Only the basic readings will be recorded for public release. All individual readings will be recorded and sent as personal files. Hope to see you there!

Raw Bits - Utun, on The Beast, from Behind

So, once a month, over on my other platform, we do a nsfw livestream. There's just too much good stuff to not share some of it with you.For context, Chat selected my medium Utun for me, and I decided to put it on the Hismith Premium Sex Machine and assumed the position.It was so much fun.Very intense.I kind of want to ty it again...

Episode Eight: Sex Scenes in Media - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - The Visual Version

So, my personal echo chamber keeps telling me that there is discourse around the usefulness and validity of sex scenes in media and that some people are very upset about these things. As I tend to exclusively write sex scenes, I feel personally attacked by this discourse and I'm so glad you gave me the chance to talk about it! I'm not sure if I ever found a point on the whole thing, but it was fun to turn over in my head.

Episode Eight: Sex Scenes in Media - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - The Audio Version

Unboxing Bits - Blötdjur from Gorilla Machine

Originally, this was going to be a very quick unboxing, then I got distracted.The model is Blötdjur from Gorilla Machine. The silly bimbo talking is me.

Weekly Bits - April 1, 2023 [SFW]

Busy week. I'm working on results. I hope your weekend is well!

Guide Me - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Topic Selection

I had to dig deep for these ideas. This month, I offer you: AITA-Pallooza: That subreddit is always pure content bait. We can always have fun there. Sex Scenes in Media: This has been a massive discussion in some online spaces right now. As I only write sex scenes, I would love to talk about it. Weird Kink Exploration: I'm certain there are lists of weird things people are into. Shall we go on an internet adventure and find them?

Guide Me - Shop Highlights - April

I would love to tell you more about my dongs, if you would like to hear about them?Which shop would you like to hear about this month? Strange Bedfellas Hodge Podge Entourage Kudu VooDoo

Weekly Bits - March 24, 2023 [SFW]

Kind of quiet week cause I was having a weird body reaction thing. I talk about it more in the rejected version of this audio that you can find on the Munch Tier. I don't really recommend it, but if you love whiney bitches... Hey! I got another sex machine!Aww, they are kissing.

Toy Hoarder - A Ramblefap

Rather than rearrange my stuffed animals to procrastinate on recording an audio, I figured I would record an audio to procrastinate on rearranging the animals. Great Success.The audio includes talking, sucking, wet sounds and popping. Small sound warning for when the sucking starts, at the end of the talking, around the 9:45 point. I hope you are having a great week so far!

Weekly Bits - March 17, 2023 [SFW]

Hey Faves. I hope your Friday is a little less stressful than my Friday. I also hope you are wearing green, cause I hear little Irish men will grab you if you aren't. I've heard mixed stories on what they do to you once they have you. Hope your week has been great!

Unboxing Bits - Squishins from Hodge Podge Entourage [SFW]

I'm sorry, I'm really squealy in this one. I was really excited. It feels like it's been a hot minute since I opened a new toy up and I was so happy I was able to grab this one. She's adorable and I cant wait to introduce her to the other pussy I keep in the house. Hope your week is amazing.

Bit's March Madness - The Bad Dragon Bracket

Alright. Let's cross our fingers I did a good job at censoring the parts that Patreon doesn't tend to like.Oh boy! This was a banger of a live stream. We have lots of wet sounds, some sloppy toppy sucking action, and then a bit of struggle toward the end. No spoilers but I do select winners.The video version will be up on Fa.nsly as soon as I get the video export done, if you are interested in watching my half-ass production (I'm actually really proud of the editing on this video. It...

Weekly Bits - March 10, 2023 [SFW]

Trigger warning for talk about international women's day and trans issues. It's just my dumb opinion.Now I am off to edit some video! Hope you are having a great week!

Looking Like a Snack - Lewd ASMR

I might have been a bit too close to the mic, but I was even closer to my make out partner. Tags: [Oral] [Blow Job] [Sloppy Toppy] [Lewd ASMR] [ASMR] [lick] [suck] [kiss] [slobber] [slurp]

Weekly Bits - March 7, 2023 [SFW]

Trigger warnings for talking about poop, cannibalisms, and dentists. Honestly, that trigger warning list has me concerned. It was a good week! Here's to another one. Here's a pic of my film background set up! Super excited to show it off.Happy Tuesday!

Transparency Check 2023 - Continued

I can't believe I forgot about this change. Silly girl. Okay, so, I can be a bit of a protective, anxious artist type, and for that reason, I forget that Beta listening is a thing. I have a friend that pre-reads/ pre-listens to some stuff for me, but they can be really busy at times. I also have a pretty good idea of how I want my final product to sound.But that doesn't mean it's foolproof, and I have a quietly anxiety that I will eventually start repeating myself. Or to say, I want ...

Bits Meets ChatGPT - An Initial Investigation

I suspect this will make a good sleep aid. I have asked ChatGPT to write me some sexy smut a couple times now, and it has been an experience, to say the least. I have complied those interactions together here for you, along with my commentary. I don't foresee ChatGPT replacing me anytime soon, but it was neat to let it try.

Unboxing Bits - Delmar from Bad Dragon

Oh boy, we have had a bit of a journey with Bad Dragon to get to this point. Hopefully, this is the end of it all.I recently picked up a Medium/Medium Delmar. He's a very unique looking boy, but who doesn't love a well hung fishman with a particular fashion taste?Good gods, he's big. Like, home defense club, should be registered somewhere, big.It's kind of funny when I do this to myself...

Guide Me - Shop Highlights - March

I need a bit of help.I would like to do a monthly audio showcasing a specific Dong Shop and some of my favorite toys from said specific shop, but I just don't know which shop I should start with.Silly Bits...Who would you like to hear about?The options include: Fantasy Grove KuduVooDoo Pleasure Forge

Weekly Bits - February 24, 2023 [SFW]

This week has been dedicated to catching up, and writing.Are you into the Friends to Lovers genre? What do you like about it? Do you prefer if you are the person initiating or receiving in the confessional situation?I hope your week has been great!

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated, Episode 7 - Love Languages and Toxicity [Visual Version]

So, this month I took a look at the concept of Love Languages, what they are, and how they can be misappropriated or misused. I wandered into familiar and favored "what's love?" territory a tiny bit, and that was fun to revisit.There were a couple great questions from chat that helped fuel some thoughts that I had not considered before. I'm pretty happy with this episode! Do you know how you like to receive affection? What makes you feel loved? Is there a style you just really do...