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The Gamer Chapter 1621 – Raid and Adventures 17 – Loot, Perk, Boar?
The natural response to this was for the entirety of the Raid party to descend upon Sylph and very carefully pat her. It was fortunate that friendly fire protected them from any accidental shock, otherwise touching the highly charged volt bunny may have been the unwanted kind of stunning. Inevitably, lewding would follow, but first John had to go through the windows.“Four levels after a day’s worth of attempts, pretty solid,” John hummed to himself. The Skinwalkers had given him another level on the way to the boss. Another one had come from Experience of Love. In other words, he was already six levels up from where he had started. “Really solid.”He quickly distributed the Stats, then opened his Class Menu...
The Gamer Chapter 1612 – Raid and Adventures 7 – Boss 1: Desolation General
“Gather around!” John shouted and clapped his hands. The combination of sounds cut through the noise of the half-dispersed harem, filling out the spacious living room. They had eaten, they had enjoyed themselves, they had chattered, and now it was time to get back to work.The entirety of the gathered women joined John by the table. Lee had provided them with one with a screen integrated into the surface, making the map creation they used for planning purposes even easier. With a simple touch...
The Gamer Chapter 1611 – Raid and Adventures 6 – Banter Break
“Finally back, fuckface?” Eliana growled at John.The greeting was much harsher than the Gamer was used to and he reacted like most men did when an angry woman greeted them at the door: he was confused. Raising his hands defensively, he weighed to respond with a joke, an assurance, or a genuine question. Luckily, he slotted into what the issue was before he could make the wrong call. “Aclysia is getting to the kitchen.”“She better!” the pretty little psycho turned around and stomped b...
A bit of news (28.01.2024) - Regarding AI use
Alright, so, having read the comments, I have come to the following resolutions, for the time being.1. the images are doubtlessy popular2. Some people prefer not to look at artwork, as they prefer to let their mind do the work3. Other people really want the artwork, because they have varying levels of afantasia (which is far more common than people seem to think)Now, since the rest of the Raid is already written, I can tell you that, at least for this one, the AI pictures will be displayed as th...
The Gamer Chapter 1610 – Raid and Adventures 5 – Trials, Tests, and Suspicion
The corridor led them right up to the next tent. Canvas fluttered in strong drafts. Sea salt filled the air. Corpses lay scattered across the floor and between wooden booths. Eyes of lifeless merchants that still drew breath took lethargic note of the party.John remained in the entrance area, eyes drifting over the torment of the locals with all the disassociation appropriate for the situation. He would play his expected role of the helpful man where expected, but he wouldn’t go out of his way...
The Gamer Chapter 1609 – Raid and Adventures 5 – Skinwalkers
A second Skinwalker surfaced. Initially, it was just a corpse half-buried in the sand, then it rose and the skin sloughed off the underlying exoskeleton like an outgrown suit. A fact that was made quite confusing by the rapid growth of the monstrosity. Its shoulders widened, fingers and arms lengthened, and its rib cage swelled, until it stood two metres tall, putting it two heads shorter than its comrade. This new Skinwalker was visibly weaker and lacked the additional limbs sprouting from its ...
The Gamer Chapter 1608 – Raid and Adventures 4 – Stepping into Bleakness
Preparations for the Raid were manifold. To begin with, everyone had to sleep off the post-orgy exhaustion. This was useful twice over. First, it meant everyone was at the same or at least similar state of rest, synchronizing the biological clocks. Second, it meant everyone was stress free. Sweaty, fully exhausting sex led to a group that was quite focused once they woke up.The debaucheries did actually have a purpose, or at least side benefits that John was happy to exploit.Past breakfast, the ...
The Gamer Chapter 1607 – Raid and Adventures 3 – Annoyance [Ehtra POV]
Everything was so annoying.Ehtra stood outside the house, trying to blend out the sounds that echoed from the inside. ‘By the gods, I have heard the slapping of flesh against flesh before, but do these creatures have to be so indecent?!’ she thought to herself, lips moving in a quiet prayer for reasonability. Her ears twitched when she picked up the prolonged orgasmic cry of the First of Wrath. Her sister, ever one to be stoically cheerful, when she wasn’t giving into her rage, was howling...
The Gamer Chapter 1606 – Raid and Adventures Interlewd – Breaking Jade [Erotic Content]
John wanted nothing more than to lift the short empress in his lap up and impale her on his cock. Back or proper entrance hardly mattered, he just wanted to be inside her, make her bounce and scream, until her high pitched voice could no longer keep up with the pace at which her perfect ass was rippling. He would fuck her until her tongue lolled out and her eyes rolled aimlessly.Alas, he still was limited to certain actions. He could touch her in all places, but the only hole he was allowed to p...
The Gamer Chapter 1605 – Raid and Adventures 2 – Planning Session
“You say the boring things happen first and then you all just start stripping,” Lulu observed with more than a slightly amused undertone. Indeed, save for Ehtra, everyone in the room was now naked. The First of Hatred was also the only one not to sit down on the couch, instead leaning, eyes closed and arms crossed, against the wall right next to one of the three doors leading into the living room.Lulu had, expectedly, pulled right along with everyone else taking their clothes off. She hadn...
The Gamer Chapter 1604 – Raid and Adventures 1 – Lulu and Ehtra
‘Oh yeah, it’s all coming together,’ John thought with a smirk. 5 to 6 wasn’t the biggest increase he had gotten, but it was still a base increase of 20% and that was huge. He now had a comfortable lead on his Sustain Costs.‘I could probably take in another Artificial Spirit – no, bad John!’ the Gamer cussed himself out before he could take that thought to whatever the logical conclusion was. ‘You have enough...
The Gamer Chapter 1603 – Quackery, Property, Succession
“Quack!”John looked at the duck.The duck looked at John.It was a prime specimen. Pure white plumage, orange beak, beady black eyes, enthusiastically wagging tail feathers, the whole ‘this is a duck’ package. It sat among other ducks, many of them unusually red-feathered, near the pond at the centre of the stylistic garden. The trees around were, like bonsais, carefully trimmed and raised to resemble tall, ancient trees, no matter how large they actually were. The grass was of a strong gr...
The Gamer Chapter 1602 – Lulu, my Beloved
Landing an Abyssal aircraft of this size was more nerve wracking than John had given it credit for. Take off was all well and good, run down the airstrip and get into the air, nothing unusual there. For the landing, however, one had to have exact knowledge of where the airstrip was well before the Mobile Barrier melded into the Protected Space. Not quite as worrisome for normal machines as for the colossus they were currently flying.John watched over Aclysia’s shoulder the entire time. The mai...
The Gamer Chapter 1601 – Secretary Angel
John spotted motion in the corner of his vision.He raised his eyes from the computer screen, integrated nicely into the wall of the living room, and took a look at it. “Huh,” he let out a surprised sound when he was greeted by the sight of a very annoyed angel flying next to the aircraft.Even Ehtra had to beat her wings with some effort to keep up with the flying colossus of metal and luxury. Once she realized that she had John’s attention, the First of Hatred sent out an inquisitive tendr...
The Gamer Chapter 1600 – Minor Events
John clicked his tongue. He wasn’t a big fan of any of these three Perks. For one, he had been hoping to expand on the Favour system. More importantly, he still fundamentally disliked anything that gave him a flat relationship increase with people.‘At least it’s a bunch of free Charisma,’ he thought and rubbed his chin. ‘Choice here is fairly easy.’Voice of Charme and Voice of Seduction both had a similar issue, in that they helped John in ways he ...
The Buttening
Yes, you know the emote already, I just had nothing else to use as the cover.Attached you will find a spread of ALL the butts of the current harem (including Layla, Ehtra and Lucifrena, despite their varying degrees of 'planned'). One version is sorted by Butt Size, the other is sorted by Height.Next project with Somiko will be a similar spread but with all the boob sizes.
The Gamer Chapter 1599 – Chaotic Siblings
Metra’s head flew to the side.Everyone froze.It took a few moments to register that Ehtra had just slapped her sister with all the force she could muster. Metra herself blinked once. Her head remained in its turned position. The grey angel’s arm dropped.‘Have to give it to her, I did not expect that one,’ John thought, primed and ready to jump in if the situation devolved.The welcome back BBQ the harem greeted him with slowly returned to the necessary motions. Salamander turned the meat ...
The Gamer Chapter 1598 – The Struggle against Entropy
Milan was an interesting city.John had heard about and seen several of the cities of Abyssal Europe. Italy and Germany especially, but the rest of Europe as well, were centred around places of Romulus’ designs. Vast structures, be they ones of immense buildings or a series of carefully planned out landscapes, that the Apex had designed and overseen the construction of.The spire city of Prague. The rings of the Eternal City. Alexandria’s seven great dams. The swimming districts of Venice. The...
The Gamer Chapter 1597 – Chivalrous Finale – Combat and Knighthood
John did not see Ehtra again until the end of the third and final day of his stay. It had been a much harder day to get through, courtesy of him having to do all of the same things he had done the day before. What had been minorly interesting due to novelty on day 2 was just a slog on day 3. John pushed through anyway, pretending well enough to be diligent and interested. No one around could make out the difference.After spending hours upon hours shoe-shining, relic polishing, floor mopping, boo...
The Gamer Chapter 1596 – Chivalrous 5 – Breezing through the Lesser Tasks
After the moral testing, John was put to the much less interesting task of helping the other squires do their daily duties. There were only two of them, a number too low to see to the maintenance of the entire tower on their own, which was why there were also five other servants that saw to the traditional tasks of cooking and cleaning. The squires were given the more honourable tasks of shining artefacts and checking on the state of the armoury.Except John. John got to wipe the floor of the rel...
The Gamer Chapter 1595 – Chivalrous 4 – Of Vice and Virtue
The first thing John noted once outside was Ehtra. The First of Hatred had changed into a monkish robe. What somewhat defeated the purpose of the brown curtain of cloth was the additional sash she had tied under her boobs. There was no denying the allure of her figure when she pulled a rope tight enough to work as a corset.John wondered about her change of wardrobe, but he had an order and that was to follow. He had not been permitted to speak and… he hated it. He had hoped that some part of h...
The Gamer Chapter 1594 – Chivalrous 3 – To be made a Squire
John and Ehtra were greeted on the other side by a burly, old man. He was the image of a seasoned, German knight, nearly two metres tall, muscular, and covered in scars. A particularly pronounced one surrounded his eye in a star shape, rising from his tanned skin in a lighter shade. He had deep wrinkles, thick eyebrows, and a silver beard that matched his wild mane.By description, John knew this to be High Marshall Rekt, founder and first High Marshall of the Alpine Knights. Observe confirmed th...
