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Final Circle Flat! [Reality 00-00/DC-00]

[G.H.] epic fix your game---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for @SquishyLana on DA

Sakura Caked! [Reality 00-00/SF-05]

COMET recommends partaking in aerobic activities for at least 75 minutes, twice a week! Toodle-oo!

Feeble Fighter Fail! [Reality TK-KN]

*crowd SFX**body slam, followed by a squish sound**crowd-wide "ooh..." *[G.H.] This noise is killing me... can we leave?[A.S.] But look look! I told you her atoms would align just right to squish her in this universe! See! I passed APPHY 195A![J.L.] Alissa is right, she did manage to predict exactly when [ASUKA] would be flattened... Clearly the incident with the G.U.H. v.2 enhanced her... what do you call it, Gabriel?[G.H.] (grumbling) ...toonification.[J.L.] (taps glasses) Thank you. Y...

[WIP] — Regarding the Poll!

So… you tied the poll! Normally, I’d pick my favorite, but you’ve all been the best patrons a squishy girl could ask for! Me. I’m that squishy girl. I’ll honor my offer and squish both Asuka Kazama and Sakura Kasugano! Just this once! For funsies. Here’s her cute squished face btw.- A.S.

Kronii Knockers! [Reality HL-LV]

The "mousepad" transformation, while rare, showcases the unpredictability that comes with those affected with ADA. I hate to admit it, but they are comfortable. But I do not wish to order a regular, inanimate, non-moaning version with corporate funds. J.L.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for BrassicaTF

COMET Patreon Poll #2 (Alissa's Type!)

You, my dearest supporter, have the opportunity to saveeee the universeeeee... by choosing one of these three adorable fighting ladies. If you have an idea on how I should squish-- I mean, how we should recover the flattie, let me know down below! I will shamelessly steal the idea! A.S.

Gravitational Unit Harmonizer V.2

I dub this, "the Pose." - A.S.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for @HoomiiinAlt Variant Below

Bounty Hunter Noodles! [Reality B3-BP]

[G.H.] You know, there's plenty of ways to cook a mushroom.[J.L.] Not for me. Last time I tried one in college, I felt like I was walking up an infinitely long stairway......oh, you mean to eat.---------------------------------------------------------------------------No-wobbly lines variant below.

[WIP] - Faye Valentine

Congrats to the winners of our very first Patreon poll!And to those who didn’t make it this time... there’s always next month! Transmission of Faye has begun!What is WIP?WIP, or Waveform Interlinked Processing, is our cutting-edge method we use to deliver all content straight to you! By extracting data from their respective realities, we can reconstruct an estimated view of their ADA incidents—no physical presence required!Of course, minor glitches and unexpected software hiccups may occur...

As promised... [First Month Anniversary!]

Thank you for your support this past month! It means the world to us. We're still experimenting with how to run the page, so do mind the dust! New posts to come soon!Here's to 10^23 billion more months!

COMET Patreon Poll #1 (Choose wisely!)

You (that's right, you!) get to choose the next ADA report to be released this month! In a democratic republic sort of choosing, anyways. If you do have a suggestion on what's to happen with said chosen character, let us know down below! We will shamelessly steal the idea!

Squashed Sue! [Reality RV-LS]

[A.S.] By the Eye of Agamotto! This is pure chaos! Better lock and load before our fans maximum pulse! [G.H.] genuinely what the fuck are you saying alissa

Becoming the Fourth Wall! [Reality M1-SD]

Rejoice, freemium subs! For COMET has decided to offer the peasants bread and water! Free ... for all... ...yes, more paid works are coming soon for HIGH ACCESS, I promise. - G.H.

Welcome to the COMET Patreon!

Dear viewer,Starting today, you'll have access to early ADA documentation (or flats) 3-4 weeks before they go public. For the low price of $4.99, you too can experience the wonders of HIGH ACCESS! Wonder where this money's going? Here's what our stellaremployees have to say: [J.L.]Caribbean coffee, specifically from 1993.[A.S.]Girl treats! >3<[G.H.]Human resources.We hope to see you join the COMET crew! Toodle-oo!

Cortana Cake! [Reality H4-L0]

Non-carbon based intelligence has been all the rage around the main offices at COMET. Of course, I've never been allowed in the main office. I don't have that clearance.After skimming through several realities, I found the perfect AI for the office. I'm sure that soldier doesn't mind us borrowing her. Unfortunately, we had to compress the file to an absurd degree to upload [CORTANA] onto our systems. Turns out using an operating system from 1995 isn't exactly the greatest fil...

Floppy Feline! [Reality M6-16]

[A.S.]Latex... fluttering in the wind... mmm...[G.H.]Shouldn't we help [BLACK CAT]?! That's the Manhattan skyline![A.S.]So pretty... waow...

A Crinkly Cutie! [Reality AC-RF]

Side effects of ADA due to sudden steamroller may include increased crinkles, increased facial heat, and an enlarged chest. ------------------------------------------A "reimagining" ofLeslie Flattenedby DepthDropper.