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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: "Being a Donald Trump Supporter" NSFW LANGUAGE
I filmed this a long time ago as you can tell before I put on all this muscle. It was supposed to lead to the reveal of trumpbangsthings.com, but I ditched it all in favor of giving myself a reason to do a ridiculous cocaine montage in another video.But I've been hearing about this fucking asshole nonstop for months now, so you can bet I wanna learn how to comment as someone who calls him daddy.Here are my findings. Please enjoy, and leave your thoughts and prayers below.Blessings, RIP Miss ...
Internet Comment Etiquette: Youtube Tutorials
It's almost my favorite time of the month, when I smoke weed for 2 minutes straight and post it here right after writing my rent check. Anybody got any suggestions for what to have playing in the background during the next 420 goal video?Also I have a deleted lesson that's become pretty relevant in recent days so I want to jump on that this week and see if we can get a backer-only FULL LESSON type vibe happening hopefully?Peace and love, and don't forget Tyson Foods shits in their ch...
Internet Comment Etiquette: "Musical Twinks"
Oh shit twink to the twank! Veronica here and I got some nasty ass shit to say to these little string beans online acting like I'm not gonna talk to them in a way that would get me fired in a corporate environment.
THE YOUNOWENING IS AT HAND
This is one of those rare situations where I make more than two lessons a month. I hope you guys enjoy the shit out of this, as it had me laughing out my ding dong for days. My boy is passed out in the other room, he couldn't take the physical exertion necessary to curate all of this wonderful and appropriate YouNow footage. So I'm just here bouncing on a chair basically.
June 2016 Patreon Wrap-Up!
I changed some of the goals and rewards for this Patreon so that I don't look like Obama promising you all this stuff and then doing nothing. So here's our first monthly wrap-up video! In the future I want these to be longer, with more deleted scenes, BTS stuff, and whatever the hell else I can cram into one giant video each month.Thoughts? Concerns? (_)_):::::::::::::::D?
Smoke Weed Goal Reached!
Wow I can't believe we reached the "Smoke Weed" goal of $420 per lesson! Well here you go, enjoy our new monthly Patreon Exclusive series: "Weed Talk with Erik!"
Internet Comment Etiquette: "Staying Happy"
Hey folks, now it can be pretty tough to stay happy especially in this day and age. But my expert research and skill for getting to the middle of things has left me with a wonderful, nearly 9 minute long video where I finally demonstrate the proper and respectful method to making sure you never get unhappy again!
There will be no shortage of extra footage for this one
Younow is one of the most important websites on the internet. I love showing up and teaching my etiquette lessons.
You Asked For It
And thus it shall be delivered
Sweet Dreams!
Hey everybody jump in here and fuel up!I also have a May Patreon wrap-up video on the way with lots of exciting news and boner meter raising stuff.
What the fuck
That asshole took forever this time.
Next Lesson Tease!
Oh you know me, I'm a little tease. Just wanted to show you what I'm going to spend the next 16 hours and four bottles of wine working on. If you can, imagine the scene from Swordfish when Wolverine is hacking like a maniac and figures it all out. That's what I look like when I'm editing.
Behind The Etiquesette: "Russians Dangling From Buildings"
Hey everybody! In this episode of BTE I'm going to show you my Russian character prep on Younow, as well as a deleted comment from the "Online Psychics" lesson. Also how cute is that intro?
One of the internet's greatest mysteries
Why the fuck are there so many Russians dangling from buildings online? Well the answer is finally revealed in this week's captivating Internet Comment Etiquette with Big MoneyHawaiianErik!I'm going to pass out now that this is done, and when I wake up I'll finish this Patreon exclusive thing I filmed for you guys wherein I show deleted footage from the Psychics lesson, as well as a ton of me practicing my Russian character on Younow. Nobody wanted to have a muscle contest with me th...
Blessings! Blessings! Enjoy the new lesson!
Today we're going to take a look at online psychics, and I finally become one with the spirit realm.I also had to cut like four minutes of stuff out of this video because it was insanely long. I'll hobble that together and do a private blooper reel vimeo link. Amazing Salvio awaaaay!
Here you go Earth, I did my part
With Earth Day coming up, I thought it'd be a good topical lesson to dive into the realm of climate change comments. Little did I know I'd find big money!
Blabbin Time!
https://blab.im/6fcceceb2a5a4e3c9084eeca3fd0c344d5083741dba9433f8ef0e2256dcfecb2Does that link work? I'm new to blabbing.
Fuck Younow, let's do Blab!
I like that Blab lets other people jump in with their webcams. So we're gonna do that!Follow me here:https://blab.im/commentiquetteFor the twitterless, I'll post a private link here when I'm about to go live. I'm thinking 7 or 8 pm pacific time? That's 5am for you Dutch folk, so maybe I'll catch some of you with your morning coffee and hash brownie!
Welcome New Students!
Holy shit we got a lot of new patrons today. Thanks everybody, you're the reason I can continue my rampant alcoholism and half-baked promises.I'd also like to take the chance to remind you that these pledges are per lesson. So what is a lesson? Well any video that starts with "Internet Comment Etiquette" counts, of which I usually will only make two a month. So "Tweets From the Class," "TrumpBangsThings.com Updates," or any other of the 500 side segments that I...
Internet Comment Etiquette: "Porn" Uncensored Patreon Only Link
Hey guys, here's a much sexier Vimeo version of todays new lesson! I gotta say I popped a nut so big while making this that I've got scientists calling me up now to study me.Patreon won't let me embed this for some reason, so follow the link below:https://vimeo.com/161059556/03377de055And here's the censored version that won't get you nearly as fired from your job, though still fired nonetheless:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdmDzsK6LzI
Internet Comment Etiquette: ASMR Videos
Hope you can hear what I'm saying, because it's really important and it'll teach you exactly how to properly comment on ASMR videos. I'm editing some deleted scenes now as well, I'll post em for you all tomorrow. Big Money Salvia over and out!
This Place Just Got De-Optimized
In case you were wondering, yes there are times when optimizing goes wrong. For instance, anyone who opened my channel page in the last 11 months saw a giant pair of titties in my super optimized banner image. I'm not trying to get anyone fired over here, so let's go ahead and de-optimize it down a peg.
We're back with "Not a Clone" Erik!
Welcome to the 2016 class year! Today we're going to take a look at rapper B.o.B's new song, leave a Youtube message for Tila Tequila, and I'll show you guys that I'm not a clone!
Holy shit that was a mess!
A fun mess though. I'll have something fun and not messy for us next week. Maybe we can all call eachother on our landlines and talk about butt stuff.
Here's a link to the hangout stream.
Do I have to fucking pay google money to have more than 10 people in a goddamn hangout? I hang out with more than ten people all the fucking time and it costs me nothing. The internet is becoming bullshit.click thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpMPjTVqAKE
Oh shit I can just send you guys a link
https://hangouts.google.com/call/nir3gngyycnert2pwbquqxowjma
Google Hangout in Five Minutes!
Five minutes folks. Smokin a quick stogie. Remember to add nudecelebsforfree@gmail.com to your google hangouts.
Patreon Google Hangout Jan 28th 8PM pst / 12:30PM north korea time
After my live address we're gonna jump on google hangouts and do weird shit!Add nudecelebsforfree@gmail.com to your hangout buddies. That's how it works right?
Commentiquette Returns Thursday with "State of the Internet" address
This Thursday marks the return of weekly lessons. The syllabus is strong, but how strong is the State of the Internet? Tune in Thursday at 7PM PST as Teacher Erik guides you through the lesson plan for the new year, and touches on the finer moments that we've all had together.Since you're Patreon backers, immediately after the State of the Internet address, we're going to do some kind of google hangout live chat thing right after. What do you guys wanna do? Play video games? Mad-libs...
