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Beach Cops 151: Towel Between the Sheets
We're back! And we come out swinging this week. First we drop bombs about some great content we've received and can't wait to share with you guys. Then we roast a very special weiner. After that it's bald ass wigs. Then DeWitt loses it when O'Neill wants him to hunt a mythical creature with him. After that Jeff thinks he's found the new Goggins. Then we talk Ricky Martin. After that it's Pelosi time. Then we finish up by trying to name Andy's new robot. We're ...
I am not sick. It is another beach cop. -DeWitt
Everyone was making jokes about me getting sick eating ass. It is not me! Knock on wood! I am going hiking today to help with my fats. Any music recommendations? Also, I’m sure this post is gonna make the other 2 mad. Knock on wood!
This Week's Recording Postponed Due to Illness
Hey everyone, this week due to illness we're not gonna be able to record, BUT next week we'll drop 2 EPISODES to make up for it. Thanks for your understanding and keep on truckin' and fuckin'!
Beach Cops 150: The Purge: Door Knob Safety
Andrew pitches us a new movie idea and we run with it. Then we talk the truck nutz Presidential Decree. After that it's Hulk Hogan hong dong bonkers talk. Then we cast the new Real World. After that Gary Keillor takes the erection out of the insurrection. And we end with DeWitt doing some more of his patented panty dancing. This is a great episode to kick the summer off with. Enjoy and thanks for supporting us!
Beach Cops 149: Tip Jar
We open with some great new restaurant ideas. Then we talk Big Earl bombing at Guantanamo Bay. After that it's shark tank ideas. Then it's the Sudanese Strangler. After that we talk Nancy Pelosi's husband's promise to his brother. This is a steamy, creamy, dreamy good time.
Beach Cops 148: Panda Sting
We open with another weenie roast submission and this one knocks it out of the park with style and presentation. Truly the standard has been set for all future submissions. Then O'Neill is gonna get Andrew into shape so he'll pierce his nipples live on air. After that we listen to some voicemails. Then we give out a WIZARD name! After that we look at dental dam underwear. And we end with a classic panda sting operation. Go tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere, go tell i...
Beach Cops 147: Cornish Gameboy Hen
We talk putting Beetlejuice into every movie. Then it's revolutionary new restaurant ideas. After that it's another game changing business idea for opening cans. Then it's the worst wedding ever. After that it's finger sniffing time! This one's fun for the whole family.
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Beach Cops 146: Weenie Roast
O'Neill brings back some listener gifts from his Denver gig. Then we hear what dick farts sound like. After that we deep dive into the Mandela Effect. Then it's a Beach Cops first as we roast a listener's dingus. After that we want Andrew to run through a maze. And we end with some solid marriage advice. It's always fun in the sun with Beach Cops!
Beach Cops 145: Ry Ry Redungus
We open with a new song and we debate what the lyrics are. Then Andy's gets some new shades. After that we talk Love on the Spectrum and come to the conclusion that there needs to be an autistic version of every reality show. Then it's Japanese convenience store food showdown. After that Andy starts crying thinking about Susan Sarandon. Then we finish up our online dating profile.
Beach Cops 144: Bean Diversification
This week we deep dive into leg lengthening surgery. Then it's dick farts and monkey noises. After that it's time to check in on old Gary. Then we think of some classic pranks to pull on Andy while he's being tortured by his wife. After that we decide to finally apply for the wienermobile job. And then part of Andrew's brain gets completely erased and Ryan and Jeff are very disturbed.
Beach Cops 143: Enter Mr. Sandman
DeWitt is handed the show reins after some cashew talk. BTW, O'Neill is wrong, cashews are actually nuts not legumes. Then Andy swears off dropping his pants. Will he stick to his word or will listener demand make him break his oath? After that Ploppy makes his first show appearance. Then it's Goggins talk. After that DeWitt spills the beans about his former street fighting days. Then the guys see if O'Neill can remember any lyrics from any song ever made. And we end on an erotic sto...
Beach Cops 142: Hard and Nasty
We open with fresh new songs! Then Andrew is seeing imaginary street signs. After that Ryan and Jeff regale DeWitt with tales of a recent pool visit. Then Andrew addresses the Buzzy controversy. After that Andrew has to make a decision about whether or not he wants to go hard and nasty. Then it's new tier talk. After that we talk grits. Then we add some more insanity to our online dating profile. Enjoy!
Beach Cops 141: Buzzy
Andrew introduces us to Buzzy and immediately regrets it. Then we try to raise the funds to get leg lengthening surgery. After that it's butthole bicep tattoos. Then Buzzy starts getting frisky with O'Neill. After that it's Julia Child talk. Then we find out about Andy's purple sack. And we finish with a mind melting 4 layer podcast companion that is sure to divide the listeners. Make sure you clear your mind and your soul before you enter...The Beach Cops Zone.
Beach Cops 140: John Little's Last Ride
John Little finally returns and it's 3 1/2 hours of insanity. He answers questions, reads some Michaels by the Sea and entertains us with never before heard tales of online dating. Plus, DeWitt's hair smells like doodie. This is a wild one, so remember to undo all safety belts and unplug those smoke detectors, cause Uncle John's going out with a bang.
Beach Cops 139: Donkey Squawker
We open with O'Neill talking about a gang war going on in his neighborhood. Then we discuss the gone but not forgotten, Big Milky. After that Andrew "attempts" to read an excerpt from Dolly Parton's new crime thriller. Then Andrew makes an impassioned plea for O'Neill to love larger ladies. After that Jeff fires up some wild celebrity voice mails. Then it's an old fashioned dream off. Who dreamed it better? Who will be the next Dreamy Boy or Girl? You be the judge. This o...
