Blackmarch posts
HAPPY....
NEW YEARS! AND MAY THIS ONE BE BETTER THAN THE LAST!ALSO, JUST WAITING ON CONFIRMATION FOR TWO BACKS.I KEEP FORGETTING THAT'S A THING. FUG. SHID.HOPEFULLY IT'll BE OUT SOON.
Patreon: Porcing Chapter 30
AS PROMISED. HERE IT IS. STORY. FLUFF. A SMALL REFERENCE TO CHRISTMAS.ENJOY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS....
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.ALSO, IF ALL GOES WELL, PORCING WILL BE OUT TOMORROW.AND A CHAPTER OF TWO BACKS, SIXTEEN TAILS BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS.BELIEVE IT.
For the Lesbian/Futa Fic....
It's LDGTS! Barely! Seriously! It was closer than I expected when I started counting! Dead Outside is the clear second place!BUT HERE IT IS AFTER THAT SEVERAL HOURS I WAS TALKING ABOUT!
The Other Vote Will Be....
Counted when I awaken. The Patreon poll wasn't meant for this and it shows, guys. Takes forever. Actual hours. And I'm tirrreeeed!The booster shot I got might be making me more tired! Just a thought!*Hugs all*Wait warmly!
THE WINNER FOR STRAIGHT FIC IS....
Porcing All the Girls! It was pretty straightforward for this one, honestly!My fault for not writing out chapters of the other things so you could see the benefits of getting more of it first!Sorry! BUT WHOO! PORCING!Now to count the Lesbian/Futa fics!
AND THE VOTING IS....
DONE!Now its time for me to do the count! Which may take a bit! BUT VOTING IS OVER!
One Day....
LEFT!
Just Two Days....
LEFT TO VOTE ON A STORY!VOTE!
Sleepy Thought....
But, once I think about it, I should have written a chapter of Knothole and Seatwarmer before throwing them out there on the voting list.This vote would have been a lot harder to choose from if I'd done that!
Patreon Voting Poll 2021 3: Futa and Lesbian
LDGTS: Lisa Doesn't Get to Sleep: NSFW: Taylor has problems. Lisa has, objectively, bigger problems. Its all a matter of perspective, really... If only Taylor's libido had an off button.If only.You know what this is. Don't you lie to me. Possibly the greatest thing I've ever written. My magnum opus... Possibly.You decide!Tantric is Magic: Mad Magic Science meets a memetically perfect ass. Can the world survive such a dire threat!?Find out next time in 'My Completely Normal Pa...
Patreon Voting Poll 2021 3: Straight and SFW
Porcing All the Girls: The Original Hentai Orc in Worm fic! Accept no substitutes!Knothole is Not Enough: A Sonic SI: Miles 'Tails' Prower gets bonked on the head. Other than some temporary short term memory loss, he's perfectly fine. Physically.The extra personality, thoughts and memories newly spot welded onto his make his mental health...suspect.If the aging machine he'd made in a fugue hadn't made that clear. And the new(ish) obsession with big ol' bat baps.'Incre...
TIME FOR ANOTHER POLL
I honestly didn't notice that I'd already done the Polls! Until I checked, that is! I am a fool! A FOOL!BUT IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER POLL! WELL, TWO. A STRAIGHT ONE AND A GENERAL FUTA/LESBIAN ONE! YOU KNOW HOW IT IS!
Bench Warmer Interlude 2: Aftercare
DONE! AND JUST IN TIME! WHOO!Now, after this, it's time for Wave! Wave, people! The Wave arc!You all love that arc, right? Of course you do! And now you're going to get more of it! But Blackmarch-flavored!Wait warmly!
New Chapter Of Bench Warmer....
Will be out soon! Today or tomorrow! But soon! It's gonna be a little short, but important for the story going forward! As always!
Patreon: HypNeosis CH 1
Yet another fic where Jaune is given all the advantages in the world...and he absolutely messes it up. Just - just fucks it. Given, then gone. Just Jaune things.He's the eternal buttmonkey.But at least he's getting laid this time?More chapters are expected!
Should Have....
Something out today! Or tomorrow, depending on commissioner input! You know how it is!Also, I'm going to do my damndest to do a BW chapter before the end of the month! And get on that Patreon chapter stuff! Including finishing up Den Mother: Yang and getting it out of Limbo!So much to do!
Patreon SUNSHINE Ch 1
THE REMAKE! IT IS HERE!HER STORY BEGINS AGAIN!
What Did....
You nerds think of the last chapter? Don't be shy! Give me thine thoughts!
Patreon: Bench Warmer 10
DONE. HOLY FUCK. DONE. HERE. WE'RE GOING IN RAW. NO BETAS. NO SPELL CHECK. WE'LL DO THAT AFTER I WAKE UP IN 10 HOURS.WHOOOO.
Halloween Stuff....
TOOK UP MY TIME.TODAY. TODAY FOR SURE. BW IS COMING OUT.I'M SO SORRY.
Growing Glory: Amy 7
Man, ngl... I'm seriously struggling here. What are words even? Are words a thing?Jesus...all I wanna do is a 'Velma gets ghostfucked' chapter for Halloween and my brain is dust... But at least we'll have a Bench Warmer chapter before the end of the month?That's good, right!?
Writing is Still Hard....
But progress is being made! For reals this time! On Bench Warmer! Which you can see if you join my discord!See that I tell the truth! And that I am not just another lying birb!
Patreon: Growing Glory Victoria 7
FINALLY. FINALLY DONE. WHOO.IS THIS THE AGE OF THE PIDGE? THE REAGENING, AS IT WERE? OR WILL THE OLD GLORIES RERISEN RETURN TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY?Tune in next time to find out!
It is Canon....
That if, either Ino or Sakura had been a guy, the other would have left their husband for them.Yeah. Really. It was in a canon LN. Can't find the direct quote, but its said that they love each other more than anyone else in the world. Possibly as more than just friends. But they never acted on it due to them both being girls, or so it is implied.I just found this out recently. And you know what I say?COWARDS. COWARDS, THEY ARE.Just wanted to say that. Take this as you will.But it is interest...
Bench Warmer 10(?)
Could be 10! Could be ten and a half! A third! A quarter! I dunno!Either way, I've been sitting on this since the last chapter. Trying to get anything out in general. To make it longer, to give it a sex scene. You know. Normal BW/Pidge stuff. But I failed.I hear this is still pretty good though! You tell me!
Might Just Post....
That bit of Bench Warmer I've been sitting on. It isn't done. No. I was trying to shove in a sex scene before I began to lose my mojo. But its a pretty good piece, either way.Thinking about it.
I Can't Remember....
The last time writing was this hard.Looking for solutions, ya'll. Feed me your energy!
Writing....
Just doing that. Slowly. But surely. I am doing it.Wait coldly. And may Winter bless us with its chilly radiance so that we may wait warmly instead.
Now A Thousand Words In....
On the next chapter of Bench Warmer! Finally! Finally, progress!I haven't been able to get anything out all month! But here we are!LETS GOOOOOOOOO!





