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"Now then,"
I exclaimed, clapping my hands and turning toward the rest of the coven. "Regarding the lesson plan. Hm... This group will need some restructuring. Which of you is now the oldest?"They all pointed at Rebecca."Wait a minute," Rebecca protested. "I know I'm the tallest, but isn't Chloe older?""Nope," the duck responded. "You're six weeks ahead of me.""You're only tall because of those heels," the mouse (bear?) insisted."You mean y...
Kelly for February
Here's the monthly pinup. Zandar's Saga will have to be tomorrow because it simply was not possible to get everything done.
February is, hands down, the cruelest month
Get your Doodle requests in! Here's the rules if you need a refresher.1. R rater or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permission. No fan art of corporate-owned characters from games, movies, TV, comics, etc.3. Put your request in the comments of the most recent Doodle post. Right now, that is this one, but posts...
FRANTIC FERRET, episode 1
Written by Eric Costello & JW Kennedy with contributions from Walter Reimer and Roy Pounds. M.M. Marmel, archivist.[Frantic Ferret is returning home from work, on board a New Haven RR commuter train. He wears a grey suit and fedora, with a briefcase in one hand and a copy of the World-Telegram & Sun tucked under his arm.][Frantic Ferret gets a martini from the attendant on the bar car.][Frantic Ferret opens his briefcase, takes out two Miltown tablets and a pack of Luckies.][Frantic Ferret downs...
Cute when she's mad?
Looks like the Lana pinup will be delayed again due to workplace shenanigans.When I worked at the TV station there was somebody (I never knew who it was) who would get a bottle of soda, drink half of it, and stick the other half in the breakroom fridge. THEN THEY WOULD NEVER FINISH IT OR THROW IT AWAY. This was a small bar fridge, so it didn't take long for it to completely fill up with half-empty bottles of soda, so there was no room to put your Tupperware dish if you happened to bring your...
Vulpine 67
Huh.Well here's one that nobody will get. That is Princess Eleanor of Planet Mephitis, and "Kill 'em all, in fact" was an in-joke among my college friends.Lana is taking a long time getting ready. Also I'm almost out of Vulpine strips.
Pretty yourself up
Okay, now she's getting into the proper spirit of things. Maybe we'll have a good Lana Lynne pinup before the end of January.
That's pretty weak
Lana isn't posing seductively, and she has a lame excuse for why not.
Vulpine 66
Jillian discusses the Hibbs Grit Theory with another diner who astutely observes that the chickens never seemed to leave the rotisserie. I remember seeing them in there one morning, sadly dangling at room temperature with the machine turned off.We are still waiting for Lana's rebuttal of Kangy's saucy pinup! Don't know what I'm talking about? Rollie's Rangers can clue you in.
I turned and stared at Rebecca.
"When did you learn Elfmind?" I thought at her."All my hopes and dreams are riding on this," she lamented. "Right as things were getting good, you're gonna blow it! Oh, he's looking at me! Does he need my help? Or does he think I'm pretty? I don't know what to do!"Strange. Now it seemed I was just overhearing her thoughts, as I could with all lowfolk ... but a second ago, I could have sworn she was directly addressing me with Elfmind."Look at me when I...
The Bad Girl
Some old folk song about a ... bad girl, I guess.Performed on all acoustic instruments and sung into a Korean War era bomber pilot's microphone.I don't know what kind of medical condition is implied by "my body's salivated" but that phrase is the sole reason I recorded this song.
Croikey!
Kangy has thrown down the gauntlet with this pose! How can Lana ever hope to top it?
A poor pour
RooCat_UK wanted to see Robota XL serving champagne in the most awkward way possible. He should have this unit serviced. I think something's wrong with it.
Zandar's Saga 650
One of those rare pages without any Zandar in it.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/77124081FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/78154009
Obviously staged
Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see this very specific scenario. You can tell it's fake because:1. Not even Burnside is crazy enough to actually steal from the Duchess.2. Catherine wore panties just for this special occasion.
Happy whatever
Steviebear Maxwell wanted to see Hester welcoming us to the Chinese New Year of the rabbit, but what does an Egyptian demigoddess know about that?
"Um..."
I floundered, taken aback by the old crone's outburst. "If respect is an issue, surely a display of magickal abilities will help you gain it. What makes you think everyone will immediately lose all respect for you if you walk into town looking younger? Wouldn't that impress them instead?""How will they even know it's me?" Mother Didelphis demanded. "They're more likely to assume it is some other opossum femme who has taken up my mantle. Obvious impostors are s...
I don't think I did this right
Nik wanted to see this character doing whatever some ambient electronic music made me think of. Well, pretty much the only time I listen to music is when I'm washing dishes, so it made me think of this.
Using up the leftover champagne
Mr.Opossum (aka The Man from P.O.S.S.U.M.) wanted to see Liz doing strange things with a bottle of bubbly.
Hittin' the ol muddy trail
Decadent Arsenic has these youngsters straying into the woods on some sort of Goonies-esque adventure.Last chance to request a Doodle! Do it now in the comments below.
Oo la la
Serge Skunk and his robot maid in January.Tomorrow is the request deadline. I have Decadent, Mr.Opossum, Nik, Steviebear, and Rochelle in the queue. If you're not them and you haven't had your Doodle this month, request it now in the comments below.
Happy New Deer
A new variation on the traditional pun is Hendak's gift to us all.
The trials and tribulations
Runei Stillwater's Rina thinks she has it rough?
Zandar's Saga 649
First they lost Scheisskampf and O'Coote, now Dugal and Pembergrump.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/76656390FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/77566711
"Don't you like wearing black?"
the vixen asked incredulously."I like black just fine," the duck protested. "But not every day. It's sometimes nice to wear other colors, like pink with glitter. And maybe sequins if it doesn't look too tacky. I just want to know, is there a rule that states witches have to wear all black all the time?""Dude," the mouse (bear?) exclaimed as she turned away in disgust. "I feel like I don't know you anymore. Who even are you?""All right, all right,&#...
Da Lady's blessins on ya, squoit.
Eric Costello wanted to see Brother Cellini blessing Westinghouse the baby ice-wyrm. I don't know what Trixie Ashearth is so worried about.It's a scene from a story that several conspirators are working on.
Where's her chaperone?
St_Veronika swears up and down that this actually happened at some swanky party. The thing is, who would invite Thompson to a shindig like this?
2023 birthday Kelly
January 8th. Remember the date!
You won't know if you don't ask
Rick2tails, keeping it classy with that kitsune whose name I won't type because it sets off the alarms.
Outpaced!
Kangy effortlessly counters Lana's Wiles from last night. She makes it look so easy!
