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Even More Kangy Lewdness
If that sofa could talk, the stories it would tell!It would probably also say "Clean me!!"
The Perils of Grocery Shopping
I actually drew this a while ago and was going to post it when my pledges reached the $300 "month's worth of groceries" level - but who knows when that'll happen? I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER, AAAAH
More Kangy Lewdness
I'm going to stick with this "nothing's showing so it's still R rated" theory.
Driving to Richmond
Ah here's the second triumphant timelapse video.That music though. I will learn from my mistakes.
Southern Discomfort
The Duchess of Daisies is usin' her Puppy Dog Eyes on you!And in the other drawing, she's relaxing with a jar of Antglade-made usquebaugh.
Zandar's Saga 475
Crowd scenes are my kryptonite.PREV - http://www.patreon.com/posts/12383078FIRST - http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT - http://www.patreon.com/posts/13600568
Driving to Richmond
Music for a video that's not quite put together yet. I have a Saga page and a Ballad update and a doodle or two to finish this weekend.Most of the synthesizer sounds were done on an Arturia Microbrute, except for the stereo pad (pulsating atmospheric string-esque sound) which came from an Alesis Micron, and the drums which were played manually - not looped - on a Casio CTK-7200.
Sofa, So Good
Kangy enjoys one of her humans on an even deeper level.I TOLD YOU IT WOULD LEAD TO NAUGHTINESS!Anyway, this is my first test case of what a Patreon-compliant sex scene might look like. There's no place to put a Zandar button because there's nothing really showing.
The Resno
Resonator tenor guitar/banjo created by Steve Wishnevsky of North Carolina.This is what it looks like from the back. You can see the aluminum cone in there behind the metal screen.
Swamp Mowing MP3
Here's the soundtrack from the video just in case you wanted to hear it without having to endure the odious sight of grass being brutally cut down.Percussion is brushes on an old tambourine, and a hand thumping on a wooden box for the bass drum. Upright bass with new synthetic gut strings (they are so mellow!) What sounds like a banjo is actually a Steve Wishnevsky tenor "resno," an open-backed instrument with an aluminum resonator cone. The lead was played on a Bruce Wei "gypsy&...
Sofa Frolics
Kangy enjoys one of her humans.THIS CAN ONLY LEAD TO NAUGHTINESS!
Swamp Mowing Shuffle
Okay, I'm a little baffled by the video posting here since apparently videos have to be externally hosted. I don't think I can charge my patronsfor content that anybody can go see for free on the YouTube .. unless I set videos as "private" but then I couldn't hotlink them from here, could I? How does this work? More research is needed.
I'm a Rollin' Bone
My own musical composition, with lyrics by George Herriman taken from a Krazy Kat strip dated October 3, 1932.
Zandar's Saga 474
Totally authentic Egyptian river taxi. Totally authentic.PREVIOUS - http://www.patreon.com/posts/11742755FIRST - http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT - http://www.patreon.com/posts/13019377(I guess the "add link" feature is broken since it refused to make links out of the words PREVIOUS and FIRST. So you get to see the URLs and I will trust the parser to make links out of them.)
Manual Optimization
Jeez, Patreon isn't really set up for comics, is it?When I started here, I didn't understand what "tags" were for. I thought they were general search terms, but actually they're more like filing tabs which I can use to group posts into categories so they will show up together. I posted most of the Zandar's Saga recap without tags, which essentially makes them invisible. You can't find them because they are buried way down below the browser-stalling threshold:The backl...
A Rare Glimpse
Here it is: The crucible where worlds are forged.Don't tell anybody! World forgery is illegal on seven astral planes, and punishable by up to fifty reincarnations.You can deduce a lot of things from this image. I was up late last night. I like looking at representations of scantly-clad women. My work space is a mess. I'm at the bottom of some stairs. Something tawdry involving Kangy may be appearing soon. As of 2:30 this morning, the new Ballad update was not quite finished.
Buzz Buzz, Human
How bout that bug girl now?
At the Foot of Yonder Mountain
This is my rendition of some old Appalachian folk song.Purty, ain't it?
More Human Lovers Club
Kangy doesn't want to share her seven dudes with this interfering arthropod!There was a wasp in the house today. Weird synchronicity. I sincerely hope it was not looking for human love from me.
Kelly does Haydee poses
There's this beautiful Russian indie-produced game on Steam. It's called Haydee, and it involves the platforming & shooting adventures of a sexy robot in a mysterious white-tiled industrial facility.When Haydee gets clobbered by a Stalker while crouching, she falls into one of these two positions - depending on whether she was hit from in front or from behind. WHY? ..well if you have to ask why, then maybe this game is not for you.For a skunk, that bottom pose might be defensive rather t...
Magnetic Sounds
Here it is! New audio that you've not heard before! WOOO!What I did was, I built my very own homemade induction coil and spent some time using it to listen to various electronic devices around the house. Then I recorded the most "musical" sounding ones. The rhythmic chattering is my digital recorder's hard drive. My laptop computer's power supply produced a variety of interesting tones depending on where I placed the coil, and I think there might be some cell phone scanning c...
Zandar's Saga 473
It's easy to get your Stans confused.PREV - http://www.patreon.com/posts/11503187FIRSTNEXT - http://www.patreon.com/posts/12383078
Kelly's Bikini Buhhhh...
BUH HUH HAH HUH? heeeee hooo
Sciurus Magus 8:2
16th century justice was harsh, man!And this is really and truly the end of this story. I hope you enjoyed it.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11623018FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11201672
Sciurus Magus 8:1
A brief coda to wrap up the shameful tale of this notorious sorceror.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11591030FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11201672NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11623041
Sciurus Magus 7:10
Welp, looks like that's the end of Sciurus.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11590982FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11201672NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11623018
Sciurus Magus 7:9
Limp dicks being touched by someone get covered by THE BUTTON!Just a reminder that you can get one at https://www.zazzle.com/zandar_skonk_fan_club_button-145168878979465010Keep it in your bag for "emergencies."PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11590948FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11201672NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11591030
All My Trials
This is not the new audio I was talking about. This is another oldie I recorded in Richmond. A few of you have heard it, but most of you have not.Folk song! This depressing dismalness is presumably in the public domain.As near as I can recall, the organ sound is probably coming from a Voce V5 module. The baritone ukulele is real, and the telephone effect on the vocal is caused by me using an antique carbon microphone that was salvaged from a military aircraft.
Sciurus Magus 7:8
Sciurus' line in that last panel is not something you hear very often.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11590933FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11201672NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11590982
Sciurus Magus 7:7
A real dilemma for Adina.PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11590887FIRST- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11201672NEXT- http://www.patreon.com/posts/11590948
