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A Feast for Coyotes
By Michael Swaim & Abe EppersonHere's the script for a short we've decided we probably won't move forward with in the immediate future! It's an adaptation of a one-act play Michael wrote, which you can check out here if you're interested in how things tend to change when massaged for film. For more info on the ideas we ARE likely to move forward with in the near future, check out our current Goals! Or just read this thing. We'd love to know how it hit you.EXT. DESERT - TW...
Make SB Instagram Go Now
Small Beans now has an official Instagram Account. If you're a 'gramster, you can follow our feed for candid pics, sneak peaks, behind-the-scenes videos from recording sessions, and a daily video/sobriety diary from Michael for at least the month of July!We'll endeavor to put more and more cool shit there as time pushes us each closer to the Void, and sincerely hope it enriches your Small Beansperience.
NEW: Monthly Q&A&CR&BS Session For Patrons!
That's right, we caved! After many requests, we have finally carved out the time to commit to creating a special Beanus Content Module once a month where we get to interact semi-directly with you, the Beans. It'll be fun on a bean!The way these Question and Answer and Comment Reactions and Bullshitting sessions will go is, POST YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS here and near the end of this month (July) the episode will post on the Patron-only RSS feed and this page, featuring Michael, Abe, and ro...
84. Frame Rate: Beetlejuice (Feat. Tom Reimann)
Festering creep, or misunderstood misanthrope? Tom Reimann joins Abe and Michael to dig into the foam-rubber grave of Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!
Look What You Did!
Greetings, dwindling number of Small Beans Patrons! We just wanted to dip in and tell you how much we appreciate your continued membership, and what it's allowed us to do. Namely, a major BEAN UPGRADE in the audio department.Behold! The expensive and awesome Clarett 8 Preamp that just arrived thanks to your contributions! Like all the best things, it is shiny and red. It will allow us to host up to 8 voices at once, make our sound quality competitive with "real" podcasting networks, ...
On Civil Disobeanience
Hey everyone!Pop Culture Petri Dish Host and all-around Big Bean Cristian Ramirez has been kind enough to set up a donation drive for children that have been recently removed from their parents at the US border or due to US immigration policy.This is stuff we’ll be putting in care packages to take to three locations where young children are being forcibly kept from their parents in Southern California.http://www.amazon.com/registry/giftlist/1DGWUQ3NBMX8D If you can't donate and still want ...
Go Outside (Green Hill Zone Mix)
Swaim here. As the above image of a loop indicates, this is a rap-related post. Adam and I played through Sonic 1 a bit yesterday, and this is the result. We're weird. Also, we beat Sonic CD in like two and a half hours!
79. Tales from the Pit: Tragedy For Sale (Feat. Katy Stoll)
Katy Stoll returns to the Pit to discuss the loss of beloved pets, and why the heck we keep doing this to ourselves.Artwork by Seth Laster.Music by Abe Epperson, Kevin Clark, and Kelsey Hudgins.
78. Extree! Extree! - 6/16/18
Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week (again), both Small Beans and otherwise.Music by Chris Corlew.Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
Give Us Your Datums
Hi all! Swaim here.As you may have heard in this week's Extree! Extree!, we've recently decided to take a big swing and start developing a feature film, as well as try to court advertisers and turn this community of generous Small Beans into a legit, ad-supported podcasting network populated by Medium, or indeed maybe even Giant Humongous Beans (a bean can dream).As of now, we are still ENTIRELY dependent on your support, so please keep it coming, but if you want there to be a day where ...
76. Extree! Extree! - 6/14/18
Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.Music by Chris Corlew.
75. The Coen Brothers Brothers: Raising Arizona
In the Coen's second number, Nic Cage and Holly Hunter prove that it takes a village to kidnap, raise, almost kill, and then return a child. Join hosts Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson for the ride.Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
74. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Pick Your Planet
Abe and Cristian put their heads together about Exoplanets, Goldilocks Planets, the search for new planets, basically everything about planets. PLAN to hear IT! Get it? PLAN-IT? Planet!
73. Frame Rate: Wall-E (Feat. Starline Hodge)
Three good friends attempt to define dancing. It's our Wall-E episode!Star on Twitter.
72. Disney Owns You: Pixar
Episode 6 of 6.Starring Daniel Vincent Gordh, Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Written and Edited by Michael Swaim. Directed by Abe Epperson.
We're Considering Changing Goals. Thoughts?
Hey all! As our beloved Patrons, we would like to solicit your opinions on a big Small Beans decision we are on the precipice of making. We have our current goal tied to the production of a high-quality web series tentatively entitled Down Time, the details of which you may find familiar and can read about on the left rail of this page.However, despite our initial thought that announcing something like Down Time would bring people into the community in droves, our patronage numbers have increase...
71. Frame Rate: Mars Attacks! (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)
Abe, Mike, and special guest DOB dive into one of the few Tim Burton movies that doesn't feature vertical black-and-white stripes! Featuring a cast of thousands, most of whom get turned into red skeletons.
70. Rough Stuff: Starline Hodge
Star Hodge joins your Rough Stuff hosts to discuss the joys of adolescence, including but not limited to: getting spat on by bullies, finding refuge in the library's limited internet connectivity, and creating the timeless character Sailor Kitty from the planet Kitty.
90% Of SB Stuff Will Now Be Free. Please Still Support Us!
Thank you. To the incredible community of Cracked, Muskets!, and comedy fans who have made Small Beans something special, and in a record amount of time. We feel so juzzed to be able to make a living doing what we love, and feel said love beamed back at us from our patrons in the form of modest sums of cash.But at the same time as we've enjoyed the special connection with our most avid fans, we have to recognize that content behind our paywall is suffering in terms of exposure. Greatly. Case...
69. The Coen Brothers Brothers: Blood Simple
This is a show about the films of the Coen Brothers, hosted by Abe Epperson and Michael Swaim. This is the Blood Simple episode.Music by Abe Epperson.Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.
67. Disney Owns You: The Incredible World of DiC
Episode 5 of 6.Starring Katie Willert, Hesley Harps, Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Written and Edited by Michael Swaim. Directed by Abe Epperson.
67. Frame Rate: Princess Mononoke (Feat. Starline Hodge)
It's an all-Star week here at Small Beans! Perennial favorite Star Hodge joins Abe and Mike to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's epic animated tale of the delicate balance between man, nature, lepers, bullets, crooked priests, and giant boar-worm-monsters.It's Swaim's favorite non-comedy movie!
A Very Special Thank-You
Muppet Fuckin' McGee delivers a thank you to the winner of the Disney Owns You Muppet Auction with his trademark warmth and enthusiasm. If you have a sharp eye, you might even catch a Mike cameo (or at least Mike's mic)!Congrats, AaronBurrSir!A Big Bean will contact you shortly to determine where to ship your signed muppet (ability to perform his voice sold separately).
65. Disney Owns You: ESPN
Episode 4 of 6. Starring Greg Burke, Teddy Garces, Bridgett Greenberg, Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Written by Abe Epperson and Michael Swaim. Directed and Edited by Abe Epperson.
64. Pop Culture Petri Dish: In Space, No One Can Hear You Ship
A couple of Small Beans tackle a couple of big topics. Namely, "what'sthe best spaceship?" and "why are black holes so aggro? What the fuck istheir problem, exactly?" Join hosts Cristian Ramirez and Abe Epperson on a trip around the cosmos...in your ears!
63. Frame Rate: Maverick (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)
DOB stops by to unabashedly defend Mel Gibson's every choice, action and belief. Just kidding; we talk about Maverick.
