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NEW WEEKLY VIDEO SHOW!! WHAT?!
Michael has been locked in a garage by a mysterious editor and forced to watch and respond to last week's movie trailers. He's been eating sawdust exclusively, poor guy. Welp, there doesn't seem like there's anything we can do here. Enjoy the show!The show will post here on Patreon every Tuesday as well as our Youtube channel.More importantly, we're trying out posting these to TikTok, as we hope it'll bring new beans into the illustrious bean-fold. Rise, mighty beans!Plea...
634. Kings of King: Dolores Claiborne
Abe and Mike discuss the 1995 drama Dolores Claiborne! Our kings discuss its similarity to Gerald’s Game, the impressive acting chops of Kathy Bates, and the ever elusive Maine accent.Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPAbe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightySupport Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeansCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691
633. Escape from the Multicurse: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversation about post-modern art, pop culture, and the lessons these stories teach us. Also, each episode, one of them is an asshole who will probably sabotage the whole thing.This week we discuss 1993’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.Features:Michael S...
632. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 57 - Crimes of the Hot
If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.This episode covers Futurama episode “Crimes of the Hot.”This show exclusively releases every other episode here on the Small Beans patreon. Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle!Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPDavid Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooliganCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-...
631. Like Razorblade Pie: The Region Between (Feat. Abe Epperson)
This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” This episode it’s the novella The Region Between and the guest is podcaster and nemesis Abe Epperson.This story is pretty obscure, so Michael took the time to digitize the prose, so go ahead and thank him. I mean, frankly, it’s rude if you don...
630. Spielboys! - Lost World: Jurassic Park
Sit back and listen to the sweet sound of the boys talkin’ bout the ‘berg. This episode covers 1997’s Lost World!If you want more of this series, its releases alternate between the Small Beans network and the Gamefully Unemployed network. To receive all episodes, patronize both channels at https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans and https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployedFeatures:Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightyTom Reimann: https://twitter.com/startthemachineArt/Logo created b...
629. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: The Road Trip Playlist
BONUS EPISODE! Just for the real G’s! This episode covers a curated playlist made by yours truly, the hosts. Check out the playlist so you listen along: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/20SQHbOAtbjHlRonnONkn0?si=eVFjArTYTdu-5ryHxRCT-wIf you patronize us, feel free to email us suggestions for episodes at any time at magsandganz@gmail.com.Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganzMaggie Mae Fish: https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFishCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic....
628. Frame Rate: Phantom of the Paradise (Feat. Vanessa Guerrero)
Michael and Abe are joined by Vanessa Guerrero to discuss 1974’s Phantom of the Paradise, directed by Brian De Palma. All three weigh in on this cult classic and bask in the glory of Beef. If you enjoy the campy, wild style of films like Rocky Horror Picture Show or Eraserhead, you should watch this movie.Features:Vanessa Guerrero: https://twitter.com/nessguerreroMichael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPAbe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightyCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch!...
627. Directorpiece Theatre: How Matthew Vaughn Creates Momentum (Kingsman)
Adam and Abe talk about how the fight scenes in Kingsman: The Secret Service serve as a kind of state of the union of action films, combining multiple genres. They also look at how director Matthew Vaughn puts his unique spin on the action sequence. Just like the movie, it ends in anal.Features:Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightyAdam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganzCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691
626. Inside Dads: Master and Commander, and other Historical Adventures
Our new limited series with co-hosts Abe Epperson and David Bell digs deep into the internet meme of the “dad movie.” We can all probably name a dad movie, but can we isolate the tropes that really make this a bona fide film genre? Let’s find out!Features:Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/abethemightyDavid Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooliganCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691
625. Kings of King: Gerald’s Game
Abe and Mike discuss the 2017 horror film Gerald’s Game! Our kings discuss director Mike Flanagan and how he’s well-suited to tell a King story, the flaws of act two, and how survival just comes down to giving to the bag of bones.Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPAbe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightySupport Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeansCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-sm...
624. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 55 - The 30% Iron Chef
If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.This episode covers Futurama episode “The 30% Iron Chef.”This show exclusively releases every other episode here on the Small Beans patreon. Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle!Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPDavid Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooliganCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-...
623. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Better than the Book Movie
We have another patron-chosen episode! This episode covers Adam and Maggie’s picks for movies that are better than the book they’re based on. Adam talks about his recent run in with a rectal thermometer. They both present some beef with society’s decision to go outside while the world is at its hottest. Also, remember: be friends with everyone; take a pottery class.Vote every month on our poll for the topic of the next episode! Email us suggestions for episodes at magsandganz@gmail.com as ...
622. Escape from the Multicurse: Star Trek (2009)
Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversation about post-modern art, pop culture, and the lessons these stories teach us. Also, each episode, one of them is an asshole who will probably sabotage the whole thing.This week we discuss 2009’s Star Trek.Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter...
621. Like Razorblade Pie: Catman (Feat. Stephen Wright & Chase Stowell)
This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” This episode it’s the short story Catman and the guests are Stephen Wright and Chase Stowell, the co-editors and writers for Impossible Worlds, a quarterly Sci-Fi and Fantasy digital magazine.This story is pretty obscure, so Michael took the time ...
620. Frame Rate - Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (Feat. Ryan Pequin)
Michael and Abe are joined by Ryan Pequin (Three Word Phrase, Shape Island) to discuss 1996’s Brain Candy. They discuss how influential Kids in the Hall were for each of them, comedy in the 90s, and try to break down KITH’s unique brand of comedy.Features:Ryan Pequin: https://twitter.com/ryanpequinMichael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPAbe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightyCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22...
619. Rough Stuff: Fashion
FASHION! OH BABY! It’s time to talk about the awkwardness of picking an outfit that inherently implies you like this, walking outside, and the horrifying thought that everyone thinks it’s awful. Let’s jump into the insecurity of the armor we put on everyday. Also, I think we can all agree that teens are the worst.Rough Stuff: https://twitter.com/roughstuffpodEmail us your horrible tales: roughstuffpod@gmail.comCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-sm...
618. Directorpiece Theatre - How to Shoot a Cheap Apocalypse (Escape from New York)
Adam and Abe talk about how Carpenter’s Escape from New York was an insanely run production. They talk about the shoestring budget, ways the filmmakers kept the costs low, and how Metal Gear Solid is just a rip off of this character. Abe’s love for John Carpenter remains uncontained and we’re all a bit worried about him.Features:Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganzAbe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightySupport Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.co...
617. Shooting Threes: Lady Vengeance
Our intrepid hosts are covering Park Chan-Wook’s “Vengeance Trilogy.” This episode completes the trilogy with 2005’s Lady Vengeance. Also, stick around until the end when the hosts reveal the next trilogy!Features:Bridgett Greenberg: https://twitter.com/BridgettTweetsSarah Griffith: https://twitter.com/sk_griffithSupport Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeansCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-s...
616. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 53 - Future Stock
If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.This episode covers Futurama episode “Future Stock.”This show exclusively releases every other episode here on the Small Beans patreon. Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle!Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPDavid Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooliganCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small...
615. Frame Rate: Men in Black (Feat. Daniel O’Brien)
Michael and Abe are joined by the DOB to discuss 1997’s Men in Black. They discuss how it came to be an instant classic, the wild pre-production, and the incredible performance of Vincent D’Onofrio.This episode is brought to you by VeryBakedPotato. You can be like VeryBakedPotato by heading over to the Small Beans patreon and pledging for the Pick the Flick tier. You can choose which movies we cover on this here Frame Rate!Features:Daniel O’Brien: https://twitter.com/DOB_INCMichael Swaim: ...
614. Kings of King: Cujo
Abe and Mike discuss the 1983 horror film Cujo! The King boys talk about being a dog, the impressive craftsmanship in the movie, and the film’s simplistic origins.Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPAbe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightySupport Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeansCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691
613. Escape from the Multicurse: Last Action Hero
Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversation about post-modern art, pop culture, and the lessons these stories teach us. Also, each episode, one of them is an asshole who will probably sabotage the whole thing.This week we discuss 1993’s Last Action Hero.Features:Michael Swaim: https://...
612. Like Razorblade Pie: Chained to the Fast Lane in the Red Queen's Race (Feat. Adam Ganser)
This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” This episode it’s the short story Chained to the Fast Lane in the Red Queen's Race and the guest is Adam Ganser.Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPAdam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganzCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! ...
611. Directorpiece Theatre - White House Down: A Die Hard in the Rough
Adam and Abe talk about how White House Down is one of the better Die Hards. They discuss unoriginality in Hollywood, what makes a Die Hard, and the cinematic tactics both films deploy to make you feel you’re on a rollercoaster. They also talk about Adam’s new guitar skill(z).Features:Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightyAdam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganzCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691
610. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: The Fuck It Album
BONUS EPISODE! Just for the real G’s! This episode covers “the fuck it album.” The hosts discuss some albums that just say fuck it.If you patronize us, feel free to email us suggestions for episodes at any time at magsandganz@gmail.com.Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganzMaggie Mae Fish: https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFishCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691
609. Spielboys! - Ready Player One
Sit back and listen to the sweet sound of the boys talkin’ bout the ‘berg. This episode covers 2018’s Ready Player One!If you want more of this series, its releases alternate between the Small Beans network and the Gamefully Unemployed network. To receive all episodes, patronize both channels at https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans and https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployedFeatures:Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightyTom Reimann: https://twitter.com/startthemachineArt/Logo cre...
608. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 51 - A Pharaoh to Remember
If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.This episode covers Futurama episode “A Pharaoh to Remember.”This show exclusively releases every other episode here on the Small Beans patreon. Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle!Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPDavid Bell: https://twitter.com/MovieHooliganCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/...
607. Frame Rate: Sunshine (Feat. Tom Reimann)
Michael and Abe are joined by Tom Reimann in discussing 2007’s Sunshine. They discuss prevalent criticism of the film, the portrayal of science in the film, and the incredibly stacked cast.This episode is brought to you by VeryBakedPotato. You can be like VeryBakedPotato by heading over to the Small Beans patreon and pledging for the Pick the Flick tier. You can choose which movies we cover on this here Frame Rate!Features:Tom Reimann: https://twitter.com/startthemachineAbe Epperson: https://t...
606. Kings of King: Michael Jackson’s Ghosts
Abe and Mike discuss the 1996 horror film/music video Ghosts! The Kings discuss the obvious metaphor at the center of the story, the stacked crew assembled to produce the film, and the insane scream that MJ does during the dance numbers.Features:Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORPAbe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMightySupport Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeansCheck our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the...
