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Shitty Movie Night: Pompeii (2014)

My sweet bad ass little baby Patrons!Hope everyone is doing their damndest to be safe these days! These are kinds of t imes that are trying for everyone and we cannot thank you enough for continuing to support us through this wildest of times! But! We got ourselves a treat right here!Locked in the House Burlington vault, a Shitty Movie Night we did in the Sweet Long Summer of March 2019!We're talking about the Kit Harrington-SNL-Monologue-SHAT-Upon-Sword=and-Sandal stinker, Paul W. S. Anders...

Manly Movie Monday Post-COVID Poll

So as you may or may not know, Patrons have been enjoying Manly Movie Monday since 2018, so we have a backlog of MMM Shoots we'll be turning into YouTube content while we're under quarantine!But what we are super excited about is getting back to shooting some more videos and we'd love to have our Patrons both new and veterans decide on what the first film we'll be covering once quarantine is lifted and we can get back to normal! I culled these from YT comments!If you have any oth...

Watchers in the Bunker: "Tiger King and I" Full Reaction

Hye hey Patrons!You know him, you quote him, you should absolutely be glad he's jail, the Man of the Pandemic Hour, Joe Exotic finally found his way into our living rooms!Since we had all already voraciously consumed the main 7 episodes of Tiger King, we were intrigued at the announcement of a special 8th episode! So having fuck-all to do, we decided to put together a reaction for it!Enjoy the uncut laughs and cries as we rekindle our love for some of the nice subjects in this crazy doc and ...

FURY ROAD Black & White Cut Watch Party LINK!!!

Ready to ride Eternal with us into the Monochrome Madness that is the Black & White Cut of "Mad Max: Fury Road"?We fuckin' thought so!! Now check our previous post for directions to sign up for TWO SEVEN IF YOU DIDNT GET A CHANCE, but if you have you should be all set!WE ARE ON ZOOM YALL!! SO SORRY FOR THE MIX UP!!!https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85109108967?pwd=aXpvMUdzWVR3a0NPNDZzbk9mbUErQT09Follow this TWOSEVEN link, and then you'll be prompted to sign into your profile!https://twos...

LIVESTREAM GOING UP!!!!

We’re talking our first and last movie theater experiences on this weeks livestream!!! Xoxo, ST and HB

Live Watch Party: Mad Max: Fury Road (B&W version)!!

What's up P-trons!!!There's a bunch of y'all who just joined us in Patreon Vallhallah this week and we thank you! As hindered as we've been in making content for Ye Olde Tube and for you lovely Patrons despite trying to Shelter-In-Place, we got a lot of brand new features.Namely this fucking Post-Apocalyptic JAM right here!This Thursday, April 30th at 7:30 pm CDT, we're gonna be hosting an Exclusive Patron Only Screening Party for MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - Black and White version!...

MMM REWIND: THE RAID (2011)

Whats up Patrons! We've been combing the back log to keep the content rolling out and we decided to unEarth the VERY FIRST MANLY MOVIE MONDAY EVER!!!Before we got our current streaming platform together we were in the dark days of Dropbox, we did Gareth Evan's masterfully unrelenting action flick "The Raid" !All the smashed faces, popped kneecaps and brutal headshots really wore me and the boys out when we watched it and started, what I think is among our best Patron-exclusive se...

MANLY MOVIE MONDAY: CRIMSON TIDE (1995)

HEY HEY!!! What's up Patrons!!It's that time yet again!! The Burly Bois are back and we're contemplating the end of the world, Nuclear proliferation and the moral conundrums of global leadership!But we're not watching the News! We're checking out CRIMSON TIDE!Hang with the boys as they marvel at young 'Zel, talk about Baby Yoda Meme's shelf life, and get wracked with tension from this Tony Scott directed thriller!Also, don't worry, this was shot before the world w...

LIVESTREAM NOW

Hi everyone! Gettin fired up now, so pop on over to the ol youtube to hang out with us.

April Livestream Dates

Hi everybody! Just a quick heads up for our upcoming livestream dates- will be doing more remote hangs due to the shelter in place order, and the dates will be Tuesday, April 14 and Tuesday, April 28, both at 6PM CST.Also, if you're watching Westworld, be sure to tune in for our weekly recap "Westworld Wednesdays." We had a blast chatting with Kyle from Azor Ahype this past week and can't wait for tonight's episode!Hope everyone is staying safe and healthy out there- a big th...

Shitty Movie Night: 95% of VelociPastor (2019)

Ahoy, all you, responsible, lovely SHELTER IN PATREON Bastards out there!That's actually a great hastag. #ShelterInPatreonAhem, anyhooo...Envision a film so fucking ridiculous, so cheap, and so hilariously self-aware it was like it was fucking built in a state-of-the-art lab from the parts of the great C-list movies that came before it were stored!That film would be VelociPastor! And those idiots that this film was made for are your very own House Burlington regulars!In a time of uncertainty...

Blumborg's "The Hunt" FULL MOVIE Reaction!!

Well now that we're all fucking settled and fucking inside and not fucking doing fucking any-fucking-thing we can figure out how to pass the time but still hang!And by God, I think we've figured it out!If you've been watching our Picard Reactions you sorta got a taste of how we can do reactions and shoots from here on out through the COVID-19 pandemic!One way is checking out all of these shuddered blockbusters that were supposed to drop in theaters but got shuffled straight to VOD!On...

Live Stream #12

Hi Pals!We just popped this thing off, join us!

Picard S1E9 Patreon Exclusive Reaction! BUNKER EDTION!!!

We got your goddamn Penultimate Hunkered down in Bunkertown reaction right here y'all!As we're sure you guys are chillin' like the villains you are, we remotely set up a synced watch of Star Trek: Picard so we can keep giving you guys the exclusive content that you all deserve!We marvel at the space flower vaginas, lament at Arcana's grisly demise and hope hop hope that John Cleese's Harry Potter Nearly Headless Nick is somewhere in those creepy motion portraits on Maddox&#39...

PATREON EXCLUSIVE Picard Reaction!! S1E8 "Broken Pieces"

Turns out you don't need no damn Zhadt Vash or Synths or what have ya to bring about the end of Goddamn Planet!In what will probably be our last joint watch party for a hot minute, we checked out the mostly engaging and at the end, PICARD AS FUCK PEP TALK LADEN episode of Star Trek: Picard!!Things are finally coming together finally and we're digging it!WE ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO CONTINUE! We just might have to do split screen from the Bunker watches!https://seantanktop.vids.io/videos/1c...

Watchers Uncut: Watchmen S1E8

In what is surely the most incidinary Watchmen shoot to date, hang out with Sean, Max and Emil as they watch Watchmen's superb First and Only season!Without Morgan's watchful eye, we sorta really go for it as far as the edgy jokesFollow this password protected link to check out the unfettered commentary rewatch by our boys!https://seantanktop.vids.io/videos/4c9fd5be1011e5c3c4/watchers-watchmen-s1e8-full-rewatchPassword: DickNeckWe love love love all yall loyal Patrons! We couldn't do...

Commentary Schmommentary: DOOM (2005)

Teetering between a state of abysmal composition and abject mediocrity, lies the Bois of House Burlington and 2005's own cinematic abomination DOOM!To escape the prison of this foul year of our lord, Burly Bois Justin, Alex, Sean and Scott decided to embark on a trip to 2005 where Dwayne Johnson was yet to shake The Rock persona, Resident Evil was the high water mark (and inspiration) for videogame cinema and nu-metal weaseled its way into every nook and cranny of dipshit film scores everywh...

PATREON #11 Cyrus the Virus

We're talking about virus movies, shows, and our own experiences!!!https://youtu.be/J_DD3_S6ZWgxoxo,Sean Tanktop

PICARD S1E7 Patreon Exclusive Reaction!

Whats up Number Ones!Well fucking cue up your old Sarah McLachlan tapes cause we have the most upsetting death of the entire season!Hang with the Picardians of House Burlington with Morgan, Dustin and Morgan!S&M means Saliva and Mucus, the Thirst Officer is fairly domesticated these days and "cue music* I WILL REMEMBER HUUUUUUUGH!Follow this password protected link to watch!https://seantanktop.vids.io/videos/709ed5bb1f19e4c2f8/picard-s1e7-reactionPassword: IWillRememberHughLive Long and Suff...

March Live Stream Dates

Hello everybody!Just wanted to hop on and let y'all know the live stream dates this month will be Tuesday, March 10 and Tuesday March 24, both at 6PM CST.If you can't make the time, still stay posted, we have some commentary schmommentary, shitty movie night, and more on the way!Also, new patrons, please don't hesitate to reach out to us with a message regarding your tier rewards and if you have any other questions.Thanks as always for your support everyone and we hope to see y'a...

Patreon Picard S1E6 Exclusive Reaction!!!

Thanks for making it oh so rad for us in House Burlington by being a Patron subscriber!This week we got weird Freddy Kruger dreams, Hugh giving us Gandalf in the mines of Moria vibes, and by God, the first time Soji and Picard's storylines have merged!!!Follow this password-protected link to hang with the crew!https://seantanktop.vids.io/videos/d49ed8b8161be0c65c/picard-s1e6-patreon-reactionPassword: HughShallNotPassWe love love love all yall and thank you for chipping in!xoxo,Sean Tanktop a...

Patreon Exclusive: PICARD REACTION S1x5 "Stardust City Rag"

Oy!The zany and fun time we were expecting literally got off to a literally eye-popping start with this week's episode of Star Trek: Picard!Holy lord in heaven there were some tonal swings in this episode and some worked, some didn't as per usual with this program!Enjoy kicking it with Sean, Dustin, and Morgan as they revel in Picard's weird French accent, take an interest in Killer Crock as played by Vincent D'onofrio, and lament 7 of 9's all too quick departure.Follow this ...

PATREON EXCLUSIVE LIVESTREAM #10 // JOBZ

We're talking about all the weird jobs we had today on the Stream and a whole lot of other ish!https://youtu.be/BMivn4zt0-oCome Hang at 6pm Central!

Make it So Sundays: Picard S1E4 Reaction!

A fun, albeit still kinda wonke Episode 4 of Picard!How many Hologram servant fuck partners does Rios have now?Does Picard endear himself to Dustin even more by being annoyed AF by kids?And furthermore, how much would we want to chow down on some Romulan Naan?Hang with the crew as they check out the fourth episode of Picard Patreon EXCLUSIVE!!Follow this password protected link to kick it with the crew!https://seantanktop.vids.io/videos/189edcb01d16e3c890/picard_s1e4-sprout-movPassword: SojiBerr...

Shitty Movie Night: "F@#% The Prom" (2018)

Mother of InstaGod Patrons!Have we got the groan-inducing, Generation Z-themed stinker for yall today!As the absolute most recent movie in Shitty Movie Night history, we hope you'll feel as hilariously fucking old as we did watching "F@#$ The Prom" from the foul year of our Lord 2018 and directed by YouTube titan duo (and probably on some FBI Most Wanted list) the Fine Brothers.Hang with as we look on in horror at what amounts to a confession tape of the Fine Brothers all the way to ...

Live Patreon #9

Stream on it!!https://youtu.be/4HSzvpcjqgg

Make it So Mondays: Picard S1E3 Reactions (Audio)

Starfleet!Prepare to engage in a Patreon Exclusive!We've been loving the new weekly breakdowns we've been doing for the new CBS All Access series Star Trek: Picard!BEFORE WE GET GOING! I CONFESS!THIS WEEK THERE WAS A TOTAL SCREW UP and the video files were corrupted and lost forever throughout the far reaches of space!HOWEVER, we still have the AUDIO and we salvaged it and made what is essentially a COMMENTARY track to this entertaining but still wonky third episode!I apologize, and we&#...

February Livestream dates

Hellooo lovely patrons,Hope everyone is having a nice weekend so far!Just wanted to give y'all a heads up for the Feb livestream dates- we will be firing up this upcoming Tuesday (Feb 11th) as well as Tuesday Feb 25, both times at 6pm CST.We can't wait to chill with everybody! New patrons, make sure to pop on to say hello if you can make it. Also, please don't hesitate to reach out to us regarding tier-rewards, questions, or anything else really.Also stay tuned, we have a ton of stuf...

Manly Movie Monday: Commando (1985)

Blow off some Steam Patrons!We got our selves the first Manly Movie Monday of 2020 and holy shit are coming out with a hot slab of 80's Arnie goodness with 1985's Totally-Not-McBain-Actioneer COMMANDO!We have a One-Liner Count and Wager (and promptly fuck it up), contemplate how Ronald Reagan would react to this film, and rejoice when Arnold finally gets to the jungle!I'm also going to be cutting these up for the Channel, but you guys will always get them here first!Follow this Passw...