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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 14 - Dick on Underwear

Spilling gin on a baby, an almost DUI, Asterios' weird underwear, the Pornsavers infomercial, how to get laid in high school, Gunga Din, learning how to piss properly, the cat girl, Forgot Your Password, soap that smells like my dad, a countdown to make your move, the function of cringe, Asterios reads the letter, and The Claw; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!I'm going to level with you guys. We recorded this after screaming at each other for three and a half hou...

Episode 64 - Dick on Platitudes

Download the MP3A bad mood, a plethora of positive platitudes, throat bubbles, the stupid eclipse, UTIs or UT-lies, the Confederacy, a parody song from Hazencruz, a flatulent erotic story, virtual book burning, theme park revisionism and the eternal present, Nazis and chicks looking for free dinners, Mayweather v. McGregor, me v. The Mystery Box, the time I watched an ass rape with Edward James Olmos, the penis masterpiece, Mexican vocabulary, the LA show, a voicemail threatens to destroy me, an...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 64 Sun 11AM PDT

Blammo! Livestream Sunday 11AM PDT. If anyone mentions politics, they will get slime dumped on them from the ceiling!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnrWgPJrOpE

Episode 63 - Dick on Fake Police

Download the MP3Politicians Instagram, a call from a fake policeman, LARPing Nazis with tiki torches, Asterios’ birthday cuck cake, The Dukes of Hazzard, Aydin Paladin vs. Asterios, TMZ: the only honest news, tits on a tank, boobs on a battleship, trans in the military, America’s imaginary stupid baby, activism coattails, the pressure cooker, the “dumbest fans in the world”, a tale of obsessive texting, another round of Maddox leaks, $1,000 minimum wage, racist carbon credits, Charleston...

Dick Ridin' Episode 7 - Nuclear Ouija, An Indecent Proposal, Chilling Effects

Dick Ridin' never sounded so good. Thanks to you guys!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 63 Sun 11AM PDT

Asterios will be in studio. Aydin Paladin is calling in. Maybe also an army guy! Chances of another Dick Show fist fight: 90%. Chances of Cat Goss: 100%. Also, scavenger hunts, gifts, and I rain red pills on another episode of PKA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRiP3oknaEU

Episode 62 - Dick on Fractions

Download the MP3Rage math, fat mannequins, my man moves to Abu Dhabi, fit models for your fly, getting stranded in the Weed Kingdom, the world's most funcar, surprise parties, Target vs. CVS,an existential crisis overa cute waitress, a weight loss tip you've never heard before, making out with beer, Google's War on Engineers, and the showgets a producer; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

LIVESTREAM LINK REDUX!

Here is the YouTube link for tonight's show in case you didn't get it. Some people said it was broken.I might be a little late. I'm stuck in the San Francisco airport because United canceled my return ticket without telling me. Here's something they didn't do: I'M SORRY!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43u5J06O8I0

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 62 Monday 8PM PDT

Buckle up, boneheads. The Dick Show gets a producer and my man goes to the Middle East. We're gonna talk about it.Monday 8PM PDT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43u5J06O8I0

Episode 61 - Dick on Mister Metokur

Download the MP3Colored pens, not noticing the waiter bringing your food, an update on Count Dankula, Mister Metokur calls in, 20 questions on checkout, brand new car door dings, AM I BEING DETAINED, Larry’s poop chip, dating with HSV2, a studio-only towel, an animatronic pile of failure, punchable voices, the Manifest Observable Behavior rule or M.O.B. rule for short, diaper furries and degeneracy, escape rooms, 97%, losing a thumb, and girls not understanding deep philosophical ish; all that...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 61 - SUN 11:30AM PDT

Some rage. Sean's deleting. Mister Metokur calling in. More A/C. It's gonna be one of those shows!Sunday 11:30AM PDThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu6u49sbBUI

Episode 60 - Dick on Nazi Pugs

Download the MP3Count Dankula: The Nazi Pug Guy, big-leaguing at the symphony, praying for bluetooth, Aspartame Alarmists, The Argument Tamagotchi, the worst part about prison, a Comic-Con prank, child free and happier than can be conceived by mortals, the press, Asterios’ band, my simple plan to stop the next Hitler, a lost box of guns, Jamie Lynn Hughes drops a dog, farting on airplanes, brainwashing, a gerry-rigged air conditioner, why Comic-con is a gigantic waste of money, booth-based ToS...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 60 - SUN 11AM PDT

How not to train your dog. This guy will be calling in:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/Post your questions if you got em!Also, I get an air conditioner for the studio, Asterios' take on the Cat Girl action, and maybe some hot, hot news!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55mc1mhbhCI

Episode 59 - Dick on Souvenir Cups

Download the MP3Souvenir cups, free water, Defensive architecture, head banging while banging, Lowtax's new podcast: Murder the Internet, Denzel does yoga, WarOfTheFanBoys disavows Cat Girl, my dad tells a story about a stock tip, Kian Magaña, performance art, Nick Offerman, being hit on the shin by a bike pedal, sister twister guilt, the front of your dick, Lettuce Jones is free, more on the Wiener Republic, and I am accosted by a zombie DickHeads; all that and more this week on The Dick S...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 13 - Dick on Antiheroes

Download the MP3Biff Tannen the Ubermensch, running through buildings, McCarran Airport: the happiest place on Earth, snories, the Biggest Problem Lost Episodes, the mush of modern music, clicking on the wrong thing, pants, negotiating for time off, women being tired, and using more than 10% of your brain; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!Read the Post

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 13 - Dick on Antiheroes

Biff Tannen the Ubermensch, running through buildings, McCarran Airport: the happiest place on Earth, snories, the Biggest Problem Lost Episodes, the mush of modern music, clicking on the wrong thing, pants, negotiating for time off, women being tired, and using 10% of your brain; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 59 Sun 11AM PDT

A sexy mystery, maybe some advice, and what makes me arage. You guys have been spelling it wrong this whole time!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVHgikJFvLo

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 13 Wed 7PM PDT

If Madcucks can stream on a weekday, so can we.Bonus Episode 13 Livestream Wednesday at 7PM PDT. We're taking questions. Submit your rage!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTCYqiFZtI

Episode 58 - Dick on Pumping Gas

Download the MP3Manstagram, interventions, escaping Jimmy Fallon at thegas pump, Lacy's Instagram predictions, a condom allergy, car dealerships, tearing off the protective covers on electronics, sounds to make when youclimax, Kim Jung Un, the anti-hero for our age, and a very "artistic" erotic story; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 58 SUN 11AM PDT

Now with extreme focus power!!! And double the towels for double the fun. Dick Show episode 58, Sunday 11AM PDT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4T6hTOy1hg

Episode 57 - Dick on Ghost Guns

Download the MP3The Democracy Gap, Cody Wilson: Ghost Gunner, disrupting the military, The Overton Window, my mom the negotiator, unsatisfactory citizenship, Larry’s Poop Chips, The Biggest Problem in the Universe trademark opposition, hot chick methadone, how to get into college, Poe’s Law, Hatreon.us, one big benefit of the homosexual stigma, business beanies, and Madcucks vs Existence #3; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 57 Sun 11AM PDT

It's time to celebrate America. And that means talking about our founding fathers ultimate vision of freedom: GHOST GUNS!!! Ghost Gunner Cody Wilson will be calling in to talk about freedom, crypto-everything, Hatreon.us, and being a guns. Coach will be there to make sure I don't say anything stupid. Fuck yeah!!Maybe I'll talk about the trademark opposite too.EDIT: NEW LINK AGAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQXiIyjNBE

Episode 56 - Dick on Crosswords

Download the MP3Sunburns, all-night crossword puzzles, eating things off the ground, the Dalai Lama, non-specificity, the world’s oldest millennial, an inexhaustible desire to do things, cast-a-net cat calls, Tim Pool’s beanie, kiss-the-ring journalism, The Buffalo Bills, horn-o-phobia, craft beer snobs, trophies, nighttime birds, what Sean doesn’t agree on, the Chicken McNuggets eating contest, and Jamie Lynn Hughes reads the news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Pos...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 12 - Dick on Pressure

Download the MP3Traffic court, the time Coach lost his Chevelle, best man speeches, the job interview story, the fake gun story, friends being drunker than you, questions for Coach, having an itch when you're falling asleep, being told to do something you're already doing, ping pong tables at the workplace, how to negotiate, and the pressure cooker of law enforcement; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!Read the Post

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 12 - Dick on Pressure

Traffic court, the time Coach lost his Chevelle, best man speeches, the job interview story, the fake gun story, friends being drunker than you, questions for Coach, having an itch when you're falling asleep, being told to do something you're already doing, ping pong tables at the workplace, how to negotiate, and the pressure cooker of law enforcement; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 56 Sun 6PM PST

A guest news babe and a last minute cancellation. Wow! Sunday 6PM PST.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efhT5gqvUAQ

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Ep 12 Thursday 7:30PM PST

We're trying something new this month: recording the bonus episode on a separate day. At this rate, in 25 years, the show will be a daily podcast!Coach will be joining us in the studio. Ask him your questions below!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaRTRUlVBBE

Episode 55 - Dick on Court

Download the MP3What happened in court, half-ass ass-rithmetic, the tyranny of the suggestion box, my theory of aiming, for whom the system works, top billing, a breakdown of the Asterios/WarOfTheFanBoys fight, Katherine the cat girl, how debt makes you a child, several chewings out, stepping in water with your socks, hearing the lamentations of their women, the world’s greatest hero, and the evil Rod Serling; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 55 Sunday 11AM PST

Sean is back and it's not a moment too soon. We're going to need a lot of engineering to cram all the audio into this episode. The boxing match, the courtroom fiasco, how did Johnny do, and what makes me a RAAAAAGE!!! All this week--probably.Also, check out my dad's new podcast and Patreon at patreon.com/dadmasterson I'M KIDDING. Don't click on that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUGsAB4fRZg

Episode 54 - Dick on Graduation

Download MP3What not to wear to court, graduation speeches are the devil, people who walk without purpose, my dad takes questions from Twitter and talks about Longmire, the Asterios vs. WarOfTheFanBoys call that launched a thousand ships, a Patreon warning email, restraining orders for criminal harassment, a different audio engineer, Letters from Sean: Part 3, Cuck Hunt, Marble Madness, slow walkers getting hit by cars, the Man in Black and la Flama Blanca, a very, very drunken rant about gun ri...