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Had a lovely lunch date today before I headed out I was taki..

Had a lovely lunch date today before I headed out I was taking some photos for a post here. I decided that I probably should keep the top on for lunch and surprise hubby with it once we sit down 😝💋

Horny house wives sometimes get into lingerie to have a bit ..

Horny house wives sometimes get into lingerie to have a bit of a play to you know 😉💋

It’s stormy here in London. What better to do than snuggle u..

It’s stormy here in London. What better to do than snuggle up under a fluffy blanket 💋 Oh and get the bl00d pumping to all the right places 😈

Morning! 🥰💋

Took some photos to send to my new potential bull. He’s so f..

Took some photos to send to my new potential bull. He’s so fit. Hopefully he’s as nice in person as he is on his profile. Fingers crossed he’s not camera shy too 😈🔥💋

Hot, wet and full of white stuff. Yep I’m having a nice hot ..

Hot, wet and full of white stuff. Yep I’m having a nice hot bath 😉💋🛁

Lock me in chains and help me see your way of doing things! ..

Lock me in chains and help me see your way of doing things! 😈💋

Honey Birdette or a cheap knock off? I'll let you decide. (..

Honey Birdette or a cheap knock off? I'll let you decide. (Okay it was a shein knock off, don't judge me! haha!)

Lil help please folks. Got a big swinger social event on F..

Lil help please folks. Got a big swinger social event on Friday. And I’m not too sure what dress to wear. It’s 1920s ish themed so I’ve gone sequins. Please help me decide what to wear. 💋

Evening lovely! Imagine if I were to text you these during..

Evening lovely! Imagine if I were to text you these during the day. What would your reaction be? 💋

Would you do my every command? My every wish and every whim?..

Would you do my every command? My every wish and every whim? 😈💋

I was sitting on the couch and was thinking about taking som..

I was sitting on the couch and was thinking about taking some photos. When I heard some noise out the front of our house. Ruddy builders next door has a perfect view in the window. I’d have let them keep looking but they were too giddy about it 😝😈💋

Im not sure that I need any underwear with this dress. Wha..

Im not sure that I need any underwear with this dress. What day you think? 💋😝

Some comfy photos. Love being warm and cozy. Makes me lazy h..

Some comfy photos. Love being warm and cozy. Makes me lazy horny, if that makes any sense. xxx

Thanks to the very kind and generous fan for this fantastic ..

Thanks to the very kind and generous fan for this fantastic clit sucker. I absolutely love it!! ‘Ave a look for yourself xxx

I cannot confirm nor deny wearing this to a club last night...

I cannot confirm nor deny wearing this to a club last night. Or at least I walked in wearing it 😝💋

Yesterday I was chatting to a few new bulls. Sizing them up ..

Yesterday I was chatting to a few new bulls. Sizing them up (sometimes quite literally) to see if I wanted to keep chatting with them, maybe have a date or two, maybe more. I am left looking because my regular bull Mr J has found himself a vanilla partner and wants to step back from the lifestyle. Which on one hand I'm like yay go for it hun. Then on the other I'm like, but you're still gonna fuck me on a Tuesday, right? He said he couldn't. Boo! So I sent him these photos to...

Had a date night with my lovely girlfriend @booty82 It got a..

Had a date night with my lovely girlfriend @booty82 It got a bit saucy 😈 Sorry for the poor quality. The picture taking was taking was only us teasing hubby. Thought I share with you too xx

Had a cheeky New Year’s Day call from Mr J. He literally sai..

Had a cheeky New Year’s Day call from Mr J. He literally said I need to get rid of my hard on and need a little slut to use. Get your arse over here. He knew just how to make me wet. So I left hubby at home with the kids and headed to his place. It’s not far from home about 10-15 min in the car. I chucked on a dress, woollen jumper, pair of gay socks and absolutely no underwear. The cool breeze slipping up my dress only helped to turn me on even more. Positively wet by the time I knocked o...

Wasn’t too sure if I should take the tags off this set. Judg..

Wasn’t too sure if I should take the tags off this set. Judging by hubby’s response I think it’s a keep. What do you think? 💋

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! 😈💋

Merry Christmas to all my naughty friends!! xxx We've been ..

Merry Christmas to all my naughty friends!! xxx We've been enjoying the new toys arriving on a daily basis, even if we haven't had a chance to play with them all as of yet. Hope you're enjoying them too. A lot of you have kindly been checkin in on me while I haven't been as active as normal. Thank you! That genuinely means a lot. Truth is both hubby and I have been fighting cold and flu for a little bit. And we didn't feel as sexy as we usually do. Thank you for sticking wit...

Day two of the naught advent calendar was something for hubb..

Day two of the naught advent calendar was something for hubby to enjoy. Well, I enjoyed it just as much, Uh-huh! Life is far too serious at the mo, everywhere is locking down again, doom and gloom are upon us. Im determined to keep smiling and keep having fun. This naughty sharing thing we do is our escape from it all. Thank you for being a part of our fun. Lets keep our spirits high together. xxxx

Happy holidays!! Hubby went and got me a naughty advent cal..

Happy holidays!! Hubby went and got me a naughty advent calendar. Day one, a nice powerful little vibe. Really powerful. Its made me wince a few times where it was so intense. x

That tree. I had sex up against that tree 😉💋 (We got so cau..

That tree. I had sex up against that tree 😉💋 (We got so caught up in the moment that we didn’t record any of it. D’oh!)

Hubby has been watching too many sci-fi movies recently. He ..

Hubby has been watching too many sci-fi movies recently. He had an idea about what he wanted us to shoot this past few days. Its kinda fun. Like a new-Tokyo Slutty pants, I’m an anime girl haha! Hope you like em x

By now you're wondering if I've gone mad. Well, actually I'm..

By now you're wondering if I've gone mad. Well, actually I'm just trying out a slightly different way of posting my content. I see nearly all the other girls post in dribs and drabs and I was wondering why. So far, nothing to report. Here is my arse in a woods.

Despite the warm look of the colours, it was anything but wa..

Despite the warm look of the colours, it was anything but warm I tells ya xx

If you go down to the woods today…

Ugh! I’m only just recovered from a heavy drink at my broth..

Ugh! I’m only just recovered from a heavy drink at my brother birthday party. Getting to old to be doing shots and drinking hard. I’m way more suited to sex parties haha! Yesterday hubby just walked up to me and said get your pussy out. He had already been wanking, his gaze went from my cunt to CNN my eyes until he popped all over me. Then I pulled my knickers back on and went about my day. 😈